Midnight Platypus
@midnightplat.bsky.social
Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.
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Fucking infantilizing regime.
Trump entered the Mar-a-Lago ballroom for his Thanksgiving feast to the song “We Are the World,” a song used to raise money to help starving children.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
Trump himself has cut aid to address global famine and has fought for the right to cut food stamps from American families.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fucking infantilizing regime.
I keep forgetting this and it's one of the few emails from a subscription service I really appreciate for reminding me.
<in Keanu Reeves Point Break ennunciation>
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I am a Criterion Channel Subscriber
three men are sitting in a car with one wearing a tuxedo and scarf
Alt: In a gif from It Couldn't Happen Here, specifically the part that also serves as a video for The Pet Shop Boys "You Were Always On My Mind" three men are sitting in a car with one wearing a tuxedo and scarf
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I keep forgetting this and it's one of the few emails from a subscription service I really appreciate for reminding me.
Pips #103 Medium 🟡
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November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pips #103 Medium 🟡
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Pips #103 Easy 🟢
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November 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Pips #103 Easy 🟢
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Faster than Wil Wheaton at the Lego Store is a way to start the holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Faster than Wil Wheaton at the Lego Store is a way to start the holidays.
Alice's Restaurant heard, in a car no less. I have Thanksgiven.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Alice's Restaurant heard, in a car no less. I have Thanksgiven.
Speak of the Devil....
inquiring know wants to minds
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November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Speak of the Devil....
This, and the CIA statement, it's responding to, really ought to be summed in some verses tacked to Burroughs' Thanksgiving Prayer.
No one, individual or state, is going to trust a country that so quickly abandoned principles for in the moment performative optics for a party political base.
No one, individual or state, is going to trust a country that so quickly abandoned principles for in the moment performative optics for a party political base.
The Trump administration effectively says that no one should ever work with Americans during wartime; that our promises mean nothing, our word is dust, and we will throw our allies under the bus the moment we want.
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
In any future armed conflict, who would ever trust us again?
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This, and the CIA statement, it's responding to, really ought to be summed in some verses tacked to Burroughs' Thanksgiving Prayer.
No one, individual or state, is going to trust a country that so quickly abandoned principles for in the moment performative optics for a party political base.
No one, individual or state, is going to trust a country that so quickly abandoned principles for in the moment performative optics for a party political base.
Turkey anterior talofibular ligament, calcaneofibular ligament, and posterior talofibular ligament sprains are real, and in the US veterinary health system, access to good turkey physical therapy is out of reach for most turkeys, their owners and the impressarios in Turkey Trot racing circuits.
Google autocompletes "turkey leg internal" as "turkey leg internal medicine" before "turkey leg internal temperature"
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Turkey anterior talofibular ligament, calcaneofibular ligament, and posterior talofibular ligament sprains are real, and in the US veterinary health system, access to good turkey physical therapy is out of reach for most turkeys, their owners and the impressarios in Turkey Trot racing circuits.
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“Investing in trypto”
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Investing in trypto”
Took me a bit of a memory jog but remembering Traveller T20 reminds us all there is nothing new under the Imperium's sun.
Awaiting:
Traveller in the Dark
Traveller Year Zero Engine
Traveller Powered by the Apocalypse
Traveller BRP
Traveller 2d20 and Essence 20
Traveller: Outgunned
Mork Travellorg
Awaiting:
Traveller in the Dark
Traveller Year Zero Engine
Traveller Powered by the Apocalypse
Traveller BRP
Traveller 2d20 and Essence 20
Traveller: Outgunned
Mork Travellorg
5E Traveller
wtf ?
wtf ?
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Took me a bit of a memory jog but remembering Traveller T20 reminds us all there is nothing new under the Imperium's sun.
Awaiting:
Traveller in the Dark
Traveller Year Zero Engine
Traveller Powered by the Apocalypse
Traveller BRP
Traveller 2d20 and Essence 20
Traveller: Outgunned
Mork Travellorg
Awaiting:
Traveller in the Dark
Traveller Year Zero Engine
Traveller Powered by the Apocalypse
Traveller BRP
Traveller 2d20 and Essence 20
Traveller: Outgunned
Mork Travellorg
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Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Almighty Nothing,
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Thank you for this bounty of whatever our economic overlords have seen fit to place upon our table or center console or whatever today. We are grateful that each mouthful has brought shareholder value to someone, and look forward to shitting it into the void.
Eat arbys, amen.
Pips #102 Hard 🔴
20:59
20:59
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Pips #102 Hard 🔴
20:59
20:59
Pips #102 Medium 🟡
6:01
6:01
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Pips #102 Medium 🟡
6:01
6:01
Pips #102 Easy 🟢
0:25
0:25
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Pips #102 Easy 🟢
0:25
0:25
Connections
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November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Connections
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November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Just realized I sort of anticipated a story beat, not quite an arc, in Peacekeeper Season 2 with this.
I wonder how long, and how much it would cost, to string a LinkedIn Profile Strategist along helping me with my The Equalizer profile. Since there's not real alt newsweekly or Soldier of Fortune magazine classified to speak of, I figure I should migrate. But should I like proactively post 1/
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Just realized I sort of anticipated a story beat, not quite an arc, in Peacekeeper Season 2 with this.
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“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Let us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”
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November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Black Friday Sale! Get 50% OFF everything at Darker Hue Studios! Dive into award-winning worlds:
Haunted West – Supernatural horror meets the Wild West
Harlem Unbound – Lovecraftian horror in the Harlem Renaissance
Everything is HALF OFF through December 2nd.
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Harlem Unbound – Lovecraftian horror in the Harlem Renaissance
Everything is HALF OFF through December 2nd.
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120 MURDERS from @ruadanbooks.bsky.social has new stories by @paultremblay.bsky.social @silviamg.bsky.social @meggardiner.bsky.social and half the profits from direct sales go to Boston-area food banks till Christmas!
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November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
120 MURDERS from @ruadanbooks.bsky.social has new stories by @paultremblay.bsky.social @silviamg.bsky.social @meggardiner.bsky.social and half the profits from direct sales go to Boston-area food banks till Christmas!
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Welcome Back, Die Hard was filmed in front of a live studio audience at Nakatomi Plaza.
Epstein's Mom didn't sign anything.
Epstein's Mom didn't sign anything.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Welcome Back, Die Hard was filmed in front of a live studio audience at Nakatomi Plaza.
Epstein's Mom didn't sign anything.
Epstein's Mom didn't sign anything.
The coolest thing that could happen this weekend would be learning James Comey was in fact really looking forward to receiving his copy of the 13th Age Kickstarter this weekend. Probably had a household dispute whether "his game" or dinner had rights to the nice table tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The coolest thing that could happen this weekend would be learning James Comey was in fact really looking forward to receiving his copy of the 13th Age Kickstarter this weekend. Probably had a household dispute whether "his game" or dinner had rights to the nice table tomorrow.
#TonedDownScifi
Take a sci-fi title, and tone it down a bit
The Andromeda Solid Effort
Demigodzilla
The Beast from 10,000 Fathoms
Military Build Up of the Body Snatchers
Low Volume Running
The Psi Man
Take a sci-fi title, and tone it down a bit
The Andromeda Solid Effort
Demigodzilla
The Beast from 10,000 Fathoms
Military Build Up of the Body Snatchers
Low Volume Running
The Psi Man
#TonedDownScifi
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
Take a scifi title, and tone it down a bit.
I'll go first.
The Day The Earth Slowed Down For A Bit
Dim City
Eleven Monkeys
Intern Who
Knife Jogger
Logan's Stroll
Men in Dark Gray
Partial Recall
Requires-A-Permit Planet
Scufflestar Galactica
Snowdenter
THX 1134.2
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
#TonedDownScifi
Take a sci-fi title, and tone it down a bit
The Andromeda Solid Effort
Demigodzilla
The Beast from 10,000 Fathoms
Military Build Up of the Body Snatchers
Low Volume Running
The Psi Man
Take a sci-fi title, and tone it down a bit
The Andromeda Solid Effort
Demigodzilla
The Beast from 10,000 Fathoms
Military Build Up of the Body Snatchers
Low Volume Running
The Psi Man
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.