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Michelle Milliken
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Auntie. Slow runner. Easily distracted hiker. Writer of rejected submissions. Mourning the Oakland A's. Pretend hockey fan. 2006 AL 2B Gold Glove truther. https://michellemilliken.substack.com/
I'm enabling both of you by saying it's Thanksgiving and you need to go big or go home.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
And you can't even hear your car sound like an 85 year old chain smoker when you turn it on in -5 degree temperatures.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
EMTs here. Emergency macaroni technicians.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reposted by Michelle Milliken
I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I love bunts, but you wouldn't come to my Thanksgiving anyway. Pickled yams aren't your thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Idris Elba's eyes."
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I wonder if Al was hanging out in the DR in 1993.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Don't lure me into more interviews with this treat!
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
With the exception of Laureano in Pacino's role?
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM