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Michael M 👽
@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social
'Rick Moranis' hyperactive bug-eyed son' - a newspaper.

Slimes / Physics / Jurassic Park Dossier / Slugs / That Slade video that repeats the first line

An author now I guess??

All the links 👉 linktr.ee/michaelmisrubbish
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Never wear a Ghostwatch tshirt under a jacket
Yeah mum it's 20 quid!!! I'm actually very worth it okay?!? Technically I don't make a penny from a ticket sale, but you know what I mean!
🚨 TONIGHT 🚨
Don't miss us launch our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 in Glasgow at The Art School with Head Noise & Normal Service!

7pm doors! Final advance tickets available 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-...

Remaining tickets on the door 🕖 DON'T BE LATE!

🎨👉DAVE MCNICOLL
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My maw said her two pals wanted to go and see my band tonight and asked the ticket prices. I told her it was twenty quid on the door and she went 'EACH?!' and that really put me in my place tbf.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
TRSMT for specifically me.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Happy #BlackFriday 🖤

If you're looking for deals, look n̶o̶ further because in celebration of the banality of consumerism we've hiked the prices of everything on our shop. That's right, everything is EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE than normal.

slimecitymusic.bigcartel.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Honestly, I'm not beyond begging! If you're about in Glasgow, please come to this gig!
From: Simon Cowell
To: Slime City
Subj: Content to promote your show

guys, u real need 2 up ur content game, we've sold less then 10 (9 approx) tickets for your upcomnig show at @theartskl in gLAsgow on 29 nov.......why? Post content rn

Kr
Si

🎟️ 👉 www.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I love that a small but important part of my life now is just being visibly surprised by what lines of a song people shout back at me.

Exhibit F: 'Honest Doctor 911'.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Oh god. Is it that time of year already?
This is the only version we sing.
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Please, I beg of you, help us make a big room in Glasgow not look as empty as the ticket sales would imply!

432presents.seetickets.com/event/slime-...
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Had a lovely wee time shouting the same line over and over again with people in London this weekend. Please consider shouting the same line over and over again with me in Glasgow this weekend.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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I fucking love this album. Get it down yer
Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is available to stream, download, buy, and ignore now!

12 bangers. All annoying.

"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social

"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social

The links 👉 slime-city.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy release day to my newest child, National Record of Achievement.

We hope it does well out there in the real world, but there's every possibility it'll turn into an arsehole.

I am exhausted.
Our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉 is available to stream, download, buy, and ignore now!

12 bangers. All annoying.

"It's really f**king good" - 10/10 @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social

"Sarcastic, frantic, hefty, and above all fun" - @theskinnymag.bsky.social

The links 👉 slime-city.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Two thirds of the way through @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social's excellent memoir about being in We Are The Physics. Crying with laughter. Just read about their set at TITP 2007 - the first band I ever saw at a festival, and the first time I ever saw WATP. What memories!
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I'm no a football guy but fuck sake I too am now going to the world cup (of holding my breath in suspense)
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is wild. Accidentally created a perfect album with my pals.
Oh christ, 'National Record of Achievement' just got its first (and let's face it, only) 🔟 / 🔟 on @godisinthetvzine.bsky.social

Big thanks to the legend Jim Auton for calling our record 'really fucking good'.

Full review ➡️ www.godisinthetvzine.co.uk/2025/11/18/s...
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Helllooooooo! Streaming a sneak preview of the new @slimecitymusic.bsky.social album on my UNKNOWN TREASURES livestream tomorrow with my two best friends Michael and Michael.

🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Been packing records all day, like, literally 6 hours. It's a nice problem to have but if I ever see the cover of that album again I will throw hands.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
BBC Radio: hmm, kids aren't interested in our shows because it's not fortnite or someone squawking 6-7. Let's nuke our existing roster and replace it with something so unfathomably banal that both the kids AND existing listeners won't tune in.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Doing a very special (for me) episode of UNKNOWN TREASURES, the livestream on which I play vinyl records I've never heard, next week!

🗓️ WED 19 NOV 🕘 9-10pm ➡️ YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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"Remarkable, refreshing, and necessary."

Big tom hanks to The Golden Bough for the lovely review of our hush hush secret show.

Full review here ➡️ thegoldenbough.co.uk/2025/11/12/d...

📸 ➡️ Chris Hogge
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL CONTENT ☠

It's November, and we're launching our new album NATIONAL RECORD ACHIEVEMENT ⬇️

22 NOV // LONDON The Lexington w/ @fomachete.bsky.social & Punching Swans
29 NOV // GLASGOW The Art School w/ Head Noise & Normal Service

Tickets: linktr.ee/idst
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's all diy or die until I have to parcel up hundreds and hundreds of records and then it's please let me die.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Had a great wee laugh on my last livestream playing Laban 3 by Laban, an album I'd never heard and found in a charity shop.

Follow my daft channel 'UNKNOWN TREASURES' for more of that stuff.

Very special next episode (with guests!) 📅 19 Nov 🕘 9-10 PM 🌍 youtube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 PM
To all the twitter exiles who had moderate 'success' on that platform, what were the posts you were proud of but ended up complete stinkers?

I spent ages doing this video and song and was ready to cash in my RT currency, but it absolutely fuckin bombed. Rightly so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That's yer guy ready to go live on YouTube at 8pm to play a vinyl I've never heard that I found in a charity shop!

Tshirt unrelated.

YouTube.com/@unknowntreasuresmichaelm
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM