Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack.bsky.social
Just a guy who works in an office lol
Had never tried this snack before... VIRGIN SNACK ALERT!!!
🥜🍓 PB&J perfection? Bobo’s PB&J Stuff’d Oat Bites bring nostalgic vibes and serious snack energy! 💥 @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @cavanaghtom.bsky.social dig in — are they team PB, team J, or both? 😋 Tune in now! matescast.com #Snacks #Bobos #PBJ
Mike and Tom Eat Snacks | MATEScast
Michael Ian Black and Tom Cavanagh eat snacks and talk about it!
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November 12, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Had never tried this snack before... VIRGIN SNACK ALERT!!!
So now there's a (redacted) victim's name linking Trump to Epstein's crimes. Seems important?
🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
So now there's a (redacted) victim's name linking Trump to Epstein's crimes. Seems important?
You can't fool me. That's Andre 3000.
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You can't fool me. That's Andre 3000.
"The reason the groypers feel so welcome in Trump’s Washington DC is because they are his spiritual children, a legion of Trump Youth raised on his rancid brand of white Christian nationalism." michaelianblack.substack.com/publish/post...
Groyper Punks Fuck Off
If you don’t yet know the term “groyper,” you soon will.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"The reason the groypers feel so welcome in Trump’s Washington DC is because they are his spiritual children, a legion of Trump Youth raised on his rancid brand of white Christian nationalism." michaelianblack.substack.com/publish/post...
FLURRIES! CONNECTICUT FLURRIES ALERT! (Also furries, but that's a private event I'm hosting.)
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
FLURRIES! CONNECTICUT FLURRIES ALERT! (Also furries, but that's a private event I'm hosting.)
Fun, inspiring movie I just watched: Coherent on Amazon Prime. No super-famous actors. Shot for $50k. Terrific performances, great script. Not going to say what's it about because I didn't know when I started and it made for a great view.
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fun, inspiring movie I just watched: Coherent on Amazon Prime. No super-famous actors. Shot for $50k. Terrific performances, great script. Not going to say what's it about because I didn't know when I started and it made for a great view.
New Dementor just dropped.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
New Dementor just dropped.
“The eight Democrats who chose to break ranks are all centrists who appear to have recently graduated from the Susan Collins School of Fecklessness, whose curriculum consists of exactly one lesson: ‘there is no fight worth having.’” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/you-better...
You Better Work
After 40 days and 40 nights, it now appears that there are enough Democratic votes to reopen the federal government without having their only demand met: an extension of the healthcare subsidies which...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“The eight Democrats who chose to break ranks are all centrists who appear to have recently graduated from the Susan Collins School of Fecklessness, whose curriculum consists of exactly one lesson: ‘there is no fight worth having.’” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/you-better...
Answer: no kind of man.
What kind of man works aggressively to flex his power and deny nearly 42 million Americans food benefits intended to stave off hunger just weeks before Thanksgiving?
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Answer: no kind of man.
Make botulism great again
Two lots of ByHeart Whole Nutrition Infant Formula have been recalled after two Illinois infants developed suspected cases of botulism, with similar cases reported in 10 other states. www.fox32chicago.com/news/baby-fo...
Baby formula recalled after two Illinois infants show signs of botulism
Articles and videos about Baby formula recalled after two Illinois infants show signs of botulism on FOX 32 Chicago.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Make botulism great again
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"All of us know people who appear to have their acts together, to be living some version of the charmed life we wish we could have for ourselves. Without exception, every single one of those people turns out to be fucked up in their own, authentic ways." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/hallelujah
Hallelujah
Growing up, I was always under the impression that the job of adults is to “find themselves.” Nobody ever tells you what to do once you’ve been found.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"All of us know people who appear to have their acts together, to be living some version of the charmed life we wish we could have for ourselves. Without exception, every single one of those people turns out to be fucked up in their own, authentic ways." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/hallelujah
Oh man, they post that shit fast.
If the Government Shutdown lasts any longer, @roywoodjr.bsky.social might need to replace HIGNFYUS' Epstein Files sign-off with it...
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Dem Landslide! & Airport Chaos! | HIGNFYUS
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November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Oh man, they post that shit fast.
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Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
The @chicagotribune.com has updated its story to clarify that the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas
Shots fired at immigration agents in Little Village as residents confront Bovino, Border Patrol, authorities say
Community members once again confronted a convoy of Border Patrol agents led by Cmdr. Gregory Bovino as it moved through Chicago’s South Side neighborhoods.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thanks to Donald Trump, we have corrections like “the baby was exposed to pepper spray, not tear gas.” Fucking monsters.
"All of us know people who appear to have their acts together, to be living some version of the charmed life we wish we could have for ourselves. Without exception, every single one of those people turns out to be fucked up in their own, authentic ways." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/hallelujah
Hallelujah
Growing up, I was always under the impression that the job of adults is to “find themselves.” Nobody ever tells you what to do once you’ve been found.
michaelianblack.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"All of us know people who appear to have their acts together, to be living some version of the charmed life we wish we could have for ourselves. Without exception, every single one of those people turns out to be fucked up in their own, authentic ways." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/hallelujah
My last stand-up show for a good long while takes place this November 18th at The Cutting Room in NYC. Taping a special and I would like for you to be there. Unless you are Stephen Miller.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My last stand-up show for a good long while takes place this November 18th at The Cutting Room in NYC. Taping a special and I would like for you to be there. Unless you are Stephen Miller.
Reposted by Michael Ian Black
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
“Only this time, we’re on the other side!”
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“Only this time, we’re on the other side!”
"For at least one day this week, good Americans embraced my America. The America of joy, tolerance, open-mindedness, and free thought. That welcomes immigrants. That believes our place in the world is among all nations, not lording our might over them." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/once-more-...
Once More Into the Breach, Old Boy!
This past week’s elections feel like we’ve reached the part of the old war movie where the rebels, having suffered loss after loss at the hands of the conquering army, get their act together long enou...
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November 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"For at least one day this week, good Americans embraced my America. The America of joy, tolerance, open-mindedness, and free thought. That welcomes immigrants. That believes our place in the world is among all nations, not lording our might over them." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/once-more-...
The United States is currently suing the United States to prevent the United States from feeding American citizens.
The Trump administration has filed an emergency request with the First Circuit Court of Appeals to block U.S. District Judge John McConnell’s order requiring it to fully fund the SNAP program using alternative funding sources by today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The United States is currently suing the United States to prevent the United States from feeding American citizens.
I wrote about Trump's Gatsby party for the Daily Beast. SPOILER: I did not care for it. www.thedailybeast.com/why-im-never...
Why I’m Never Going to Stop Talking About Trump’s Perfectly Grotesque ‘Gatsby’ Party
Is there any better distillation of the tragedy that is Trump’s reign than these tacky, thoughtless festivities?
www.thedailybeast.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I wrote about Trump's Gatsby party for the Daily Beast. SPOILER: I did not care for it. www.thedailybeast.com/why-im-never...
"So yes, by all means, break out the champagne. New Yorkers can sip their bubbly while standing on line for potatoes and shoes in their new communist Xanadu." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/america-ba...
America Backs the Blue
Last night, New York City went full communist and I feel fine.
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November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"So yes, by all means, break out the champagne. New Yorkers can sip their bubbly while standing on line for potatoes and shoes in their new communist Xanadu." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/america-ba...
Has he been… getting lost?
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Has he been… getting lost?
I hear for communist celebration lines for shoes very short!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I hear for communist celebration lines for shoes very short!!!
Seems illegal. Impeach?
NEW: Trump now says he will not pay food stamps in November, even though his admin told a court yesterday it would make partial payments. The benefits are once again in jeopardy, as officials are back at court, seeking to force the release of full aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
Cities and Nonprofits Return to Court, Seeking Full Food Stamp Payments
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Seems illegal. Impeach?