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Michael Paul 🐓
@michael.is-post.ing
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30 or 40 years old in colorado. computer science phd, retired because my body broke, now full time poster.
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a cat threw up on my laptop 😐
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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a reddit post: r/ LittleCaesars u/waynephoria • 1d Is this not beautiful or am I just high? [there’s a photo of a pizza, one slice half eaten, with a ton of pepperoni piled high in the center, the top ones not stuck to the cheese are curling inward from baking]
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Yes
fartsjohnson.bsky.social Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social · 6d
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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2:30 am thoughts: Skies of Arcadia had the best VMU mini-game. Man, I really miss VMUs.
December 6, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Lotta vaginas in this game.
A screenshot of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond. It’s vaginas all the way down.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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this deep in tech troubleshooting
a screenshot of an old school looking forum of the bottom corner that says "Page 70 of 71" with links to different page numbers
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I’m holding the new UHD box set of the ninja turtles trilogy by arrow. the cover art shows the four turtles in the style of the original comic looking menacing. my dog milo is sniffing the box. the contents of the box set arranged on a black countertop. the three movies are each in a case with comic style cover art. under the cases is part of the original movie poster, folded such that you can see the four turtles coming out of the sewer grate. there is also a booklet whose cover depicts the menu for roy’s pizza.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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RIP Frank Gehry
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Shit looks like a David lynch movie
Trump on stage next to a Christmas tree
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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This original MORTAL KOMBAT (1995) teaser trailer goes so hard.

youtu.be/CkUZZt_q-UQ?...
Mortal Kombat (1995) - 35mm Teaser Trailer (ULTRA RARE)
YouTube video by logofreak98
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Why is he doing the Grinch theft walk
Image of Donald Trump picking up a FIFA award. Text reads: President Trump Awarded Inaugural FIFA Peace Prize THE ATHLETIC Brendan Smialowski/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images A photo of the Grinch tip toeing while he steals Christmas from every Who in Whoville
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
ok
Reddit post screenshot r/meth 5 hr. ago Educational_Toe_3410 ... 18 NSFW Chik Fil A Al camera segreation for chicken? There's a rumor going around my state that says that Chik Fil A serves different ingredients and uses different kitchen equipment for gay customers and that this is powered by a DoD contracted Al camera software which can determine sexuality based on gait, speech, food order, and sauces down to 99% accuracy. Obviously I don't have documents to prove it but I was wondering if anyone can confirm this? I have been trying to act extra not gay so I get better chicken but the manager said I have to wear a belt and stop swearing or i can't eat there anymore..
August 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Chris Wanka (@fyreman2006) on twitter: "Can we get serotonin My brain: we have serotonin The serotonin at home: Cortisol" [for every mention of a neurotransmitter the diagram is given]
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I’m holding the new UHD box set of the ninja turtles trilogy by arrow. the cover art shows the four turtles in the style of the original comic looking menacing. my dog milo is sniffing the box. the contents of the box set arranged on a black countertop. the three movies are each in a case with comic style cover art. under the cases is part of the original movie poster, folded such that you can see the four turtles coming out of the sewer grate. there is also a booklet whose cover depicts the menu for roy’s pizza.
December 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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jameslonghurst.bsky.social
Outlook: "Would you like to save this file you're attaching to OneDrive?"

Me: Fine, whatever.

Outlook: "Great, I'll save it to OneDrive." Saves to Sharepoint.

Sharepoint: I have no idea what file you're talking about.

OneDrive: I've never heard of that file in my life.

The Aristocrats!
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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this deep in tech troubleshooting
a screenshot of an old school looking forum of the bottom corner that says "Page 70 of 71" with links to different page numbers
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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dean.bsky.social
Fritz Lang's Metropolis in Vahamorf Platz, Berlin, 1927
Brightly-lit theatre. In neon: "Metropolis: Ein Film Von Fritz Lang"
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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netflix continuing their quest to ruin the entire medium
culturecrave.co Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Sep 19
Netflix is rumored to be considering a bid to buy Warner Bros

(via Puck News)
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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A totally normal kitchen situation.
a bunch of square chicken paintings hanging up on a line with tiny clothespins
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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That’s a helluva autocomplete list (could likely be due to my search history or location, but still!)
A Google search for “why did people” with a list of autocomplete suggestions: “why did people vote for trump why did people like charlie kirk why did people wear powdered wigs why did people boycott target why did people think the rapture was happening why did people storm the capitol why did people eat mummies why did people look older in the past why did people get lobotomies”
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Hagueseth.
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
Pete Hegseth * G @PeteHegseth X.com Your wish is our command, Andrew. Just sunk another narco boat. Andrew Kolvet • @AndrewKolvet • 3h Every new attack aimed at Pete Hegseth makes me want another narco drug boat blown up and sent to the bottom of the ocean. x.com/SenSchumer/sta...
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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search bar suggestions after typing “why are vinyl”: • why are vinyls so expensive • why are vinyls popular again • why are vinyl records so expensive • why are vinyl records making a comeback • why are vinyls so popular • why are vinyl records so popular
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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[The Genesis Engine]

ko-fi.com/owllog
Owllog.bigcartel.com

#darkart #spookyart #horrorart #art #artist #creature #deathanxiety #horror #scary #buymyart #artshare
A biomechanical machine growing a fetus
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM