Micah The Seeker
@micahtheseeker.bsky.social
writer https://linktr.ee/micah47 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
Core memory unlocked
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Core memory unlocked
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no cameras should be allowed at a Jets Browns game
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
no cameras should be allowed at a Jets Browns game
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Sal, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Monella. You know that new bacterial infection you're looking for?
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Sal, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Monella. You know that new bacterial infection you're looking for?
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She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
She wreck on my Edmund til I Fitzgerald
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Hey homie your cock looks amazing today
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey homie your cock looks amazing today
Bartender just sneezed.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bartender just sneezed.
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it’s fat German guy night at starbucks
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it’s fat German guy night at starbucks
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Giving a Predator Ozempic turns it into a sassy talking frog
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Giving a Predator Ozempic turns it into a sassy talking frog
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Nightbitch doing a nightbake
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Nightbitch doing a nightbake
We got second place
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We got second place
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We’ve noticed you’re not currently swinging the rod. We invite you to reconsider
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We’ve noticed you’re not currently swinging the rod. We invite you to reconsider
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Ride a bike you'll live forever
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ride a bike you'll live forever
My real name is Leanne Cuisine
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
My real name is Leanne Cuisine
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Putting edible undies on my sex robot
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Putting edible undies on my sex robot
What would you consider a “grown-up” snack?
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
What would you consider a “grown-up” snack?
Has anyone photoshopped Neil deGrasse Bison?
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Has anyone photoshopped Neil deGrasse Bison?
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if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
December 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost
your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive
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Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
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100% FINGER GUNS
October 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
100% FINGER GUNS
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the sammich police always find their way to the sandwich emergencies
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
the sammich police always find their way to the sandwich emergencies