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🦨 Musteloid Appreciator 🦨
@micah.pet
💣 Antifa "terrorist" 💣
👴 34
🔞 NO MINORS
🦨 Licorice-scented stinkweasel
🐐 Ave Satanas
ΘΔ Literal Critteral
🌈 Queer af
🔫 zoo/pedo not welcome here
I am OBSESSED with Denny. But seriously, can you blame me?

(🎨 chasingtailwolf)
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
See tits, Post tits!
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Literally the pinnacle of evolution. Nature's most perfect creature.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I missed #fcf by 30 minutes and don't have any new pics, but here, have a naked weasel anyway.

#irlnudes
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'm gonna be real
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm off the fucking chart lol
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This 1997 Lexus LS400 has almost the exact correct number of twiddydinkies that aren't on a screen menu. (Fan controls are on the screen, sadly.) But everything else you could possibly need is on a button!

That's how things should be!
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
This video has been living in my head rent free for 20 years.
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I mean... look at the size. It'll probably split me in half, and I'd thank him for it.

But also I wanna do this to him. I want him so bad.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
cw: #watersports #omorashi #feralnsfw

The marten is about to pressure wash the ceiling. Free him!
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
All I want for Christmas is
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
More bubbies, they were born yesterday!
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
November 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey @galetazzin.bsky.social some scammer is impersonating you to try to steal commission money.
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Today's otter TF ritual includes Grillo's Pickles!

(They're SOOOOO GOOD omg)
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Idk when capitalism was invented but it sure as shit ain't working.
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I got a visit from my neighbor today. He told me that he really likes the new bamboo fence that I just built around my property. He said he doesn't understand why I built it, but that it looks great.

Maybe I'll let him in and give him a tour. I've got a nice house full of items he'd like to see.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Oh, right!
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
HISSSSSSS
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My steam name was "I lick 9 volt batteries" for the longest time.
November 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM