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Matthew Van Wormer
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Episcopalian-Husband-Girl Dad×3 | He/Him | #ETownProud | Guardians-Cavs-BGSU🟡🟤 07 | #StartWithWhy Nas=🐐
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If you're dumb, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you.

I think that's a good start for my BlueSky account
One of these days I'm legit just going to put the movie "TipToes" on and wait for the reaction from Wifey. "Listen, babe, it's literally the role of a lifetime for Gary Oldman!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
1,062nd (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A #Christmas music station playing "Last Christmas" at 5:08 is absolutely a brutal play for those participating in #WHAMageddon. Nefarious by the program director.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
1,061st (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Gouda and Havarti Grilled Cheese for dinner tonight. Wish I had some tomato soup.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
FANNIN TUDDY!!!!!!

#AYZIGGY🟠🟤
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Schlereth salivating over a hit, while a guy is still on the ground due to the hit is so freaking on brand for that waste of space. Stink, you stink.

#Browns #NFL
December 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Back to the Wildcat Well one too many times.
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
What a terrible showing from the #Browns defense so far today. Thought that INT would give them a little juice, but, nah.

#GPODAWUND
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
Schiff: "I think that all of these strikes are unlawful. They are a form of extrajudicial killing. These boats are not invading the US in an armed assault ... the fact the administration may put a group of organizations on a list doesn't confer on a president the ability to kill them at sea."
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
So, yeah, #Bama ain't going to the #CFP
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Reposted by Matthew Van Wormer
Art Modell.
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1,060th (mostly) daily reminder that @mlb.com and the @cleguardians.com need to make July 5th #LarryDobyDay and give 14 the same honor as 42. Your daily reminder will continue until it happens.

#GuardsBall

@cooperstowndave.bsky.social @jfeador.bsky.social @baseballhall.org
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That was a weak roughing the passer call against #Georgia there. 9 got pushed down to the ground, or he would have hit him around the waist.

#SECChampionship
#NCAAF
December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Back at it with a perfect Gibson
Got distracted by the #Cavs.
I'm about to watch the Vinick/(avoiding spoiler for @peculiarbrain.bsky.social) Presidential Debate episode of #TheWestWing. Gonna need a fresh cocktail.
December 6, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There's a reason 20k people are booing this piece of #NBA trash
Olynyk on the floor. Careful, #Cavs!!!!

#Dirty

#LetEmKnow
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Olynyk on the floor. Careful, #Cavs!!!!

#Dirty

#LetEmKnow
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tyson make you say "we can trade Garland" and 5 minutes later say "what the eff are you doing?" is very on brand.

#LetEmKnow
December 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's already sticky
You just know Trump still has that medal on.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
#Cavs doing the opposite of everything they did in the 3rd Quarter is a TERRIBLE strategy.

#LetEmKnow
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Mitchell settling for a 3, up 14, with 10 minutes left, is not ideal. Work the clock AND THE DEFENSE

#LetEmKnow
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I mean, that was a #Cavalanche quarter! Been a while since we've seen one of those.

#LetEmKnow
#Cavs
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Got distracted by the #Cavs.
I'm about to watch the Vinick/(avoiding spoiler for @peculiarbrain.bsky.social) Presidential Debate episode of #TheWestWing. Gonna need a fresh cocktail.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM