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Frederick M
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I research gay things for fun and not-gay things for work || Chicago || 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him
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Consuming a bunch of Oz media in preparation for seeing Wicked: For Good tonight.
The Tin Woodsman as illustrated by W.W. Denslow
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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It's a take on Barrel Man (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_... )

the wikipedia page contains this gem:
In recent years, a female version of the figurine has appeared. The surprise is the woman's breasts.[8]
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Post something random or your swamp becomes mine.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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BORN AGE October 3rd 1980 3 (season one) 4 (season two) 5 (season three) 6 (season four) 7 (season five)
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Listening to the new bonus episode of You’re Wrong About and discussing wilderness survival with a friend
I don't ever want to be an inspirational story I don't want to end up trapped in the wilderness Yk? I think l'd rather be a cautionary tale than an inspirational story Yes Like at least let me live on as an urban legend Or a true crime mystery I also want my death to be funny though Like The ideal death is getting lost in the woods in a hot dog costume
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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You’ll be visited by three spirits

The three spirits
Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm from Aaah! Real Monsters.
November 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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family lore with no context
An old newspaper clipping that reads “Bullets Flew At Christening - Three were shot last evening, but none of them were seriously hurt.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Mammas meas sugens quasi me velles, me vocans
Semper sicut Blondie, inspice meam Chrissie natem
Bene est semper
Sicut sexus in litoribus
Quid aliud est in doctrinis Persicorum? Eh? Quid?
Pope Leo holding a mic like he's singing
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I love this so much
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Weird I clicked the link and it sent me here
IT'S ROTTING DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS by COLIN NISSAN → I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it, and shit got real on me. It's autumn overtime up in here, and these fuzzy fuckers need to go. When my guests come over, I'm gonna be like, SORRY! My bad on all these rancid ornamental vegetables, you guys. I really should have stayed on top of this perishable shit.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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IT'S ROTTING DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS by COLIN NISSAN → I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get these decorative gourds the fuck out of my house. The clock expired on these goofy goose-necked bastards about six weeks ago, but I pushed it, and shit got real on me. It's autumn overtime up in here, and these fuzzy fuckers need to go. When my guests come over, I'm gonna be like, SORRY! My bad on all these rancid ornamental vegetables, you guys. I really should have stayed on top of this perishable shit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Fred Kwan and Laliari in Galaxy Quest
Fred Kwan and Laliari in Galaxy Quest
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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A modern remake of Christine but the car is a 2005 Chevrolet Impala and the soundtrack is
No. Title Artist(s) 1 "We Belong Together" Mariah Carey 2 "Hollaback Girl" Gwen Stefani 3 "Let Me Love You" Mario 4 "Since U Been Gone" Kelly Clarkson 5 "1, 2 Step" Ciara featuring Missy Elliott 6 "Gold Digger" Kanye West featuring Jamie Foxx 7 "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Green Day 8 "Candy Shop" 50 Cent featuring Olivia 9 "Don't Cha" The Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes 10 "Behind These Hazel Eyes" Kelly Clarkson "Disco Inferno" 50 Cent 12 "You and Me" Lifehouse 13 "Don't Phunk with My Heart" The Black Eyed Peas 14 "Lose Control" Missy Elliott featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop 15 "Shake It Off" Mariah Carey 16 "Mr. Brightside" The Killers 17 "Just a Lil Bit" 50 Cent
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Jaye Tyler licking the lightswitch
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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When we drive in your car, I'm your baby (so sweet)
Losing all my innocence in the back seat
Pope Leo holding a microphone like he’s singing
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Made for TV movie about Safe Haven/Fort Ontario Emergency Refugee Shelter starring Natasha Richardson as Ruth Gruber
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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One of the few photos I have of my teenage bedroom is this shot from the perspective of my pillow
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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OOOH AHAHAHAH
An image of Pope Leo XIV wearing a traditional white garb and speaking into a microphone as if he were singing. He is surrounded by Cardinals.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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HHS Secretary Rotting Pumpkin Jr.
A rotting pumpkin
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Leia, as a fish
November 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Ryan Lizza writing about Olivia Nuzzi’s terrible taste in men and putting it behind a paywall on his blog.
“A CLOWN-PHOBIC CLOWN PUTS ON CLOWN MAKEUP” from Make Some Noise on Dropout
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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“Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.”
She did it again. It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note —a poem, according to Olivia-though this time from the candidate to her. "Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest," Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. "Drink from me Love." He continued, "I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I'll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. 'Dont spill a drop' I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love." I can't say there weren't any signs. I did find it odd that Olivia was simultaneously reading Robert Greene's The Art of Seduction and Maureen Callahan's Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed. But the poem—let's call it "American Canyon"-and many others, too explicit to print, changed everything. (Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.)
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Bringing Down The House
Bringing down the house starting Steve Martin and Queen Latifah
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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trump tweet saying "seditious behavior, punishable by death"
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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you should've taken off the outfit to reveal

(pubes shaved and dyed to look like a little top hat, of course)
Evankin Men's USA American Flag Thong G-String Sexy Underwear-M
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM