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Dad. Mets fan in Southern California. Culturally Jewish, religiously atheist. he/him.
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metsfan @metsfan.lol · Nov 16
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.
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I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Also rich people know that no matter what they can get vaccines. Everything they are doing is making vaccines financially inaccessible. They aren't making them flat out illegal.
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Tired of bullshit in all its forms.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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robot umpires everywhere
Contrary to what some liberal critics say, John Roberts has kept his pledge to only call balls and strikes. He never promised that the strike zone would be the same for Democrats and Republicans.
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I remember his name couldn't fit on the Mercury Mets jersey so they just had IZZY. And then trading him for Billy Taylor, who blew his very first save chance, and sucked the rest of the way. 😒
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
DS9 season 3 complete.
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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"the government should try, convict and then kill the secretary of defense for the crime he very obviously seems to have committed" seems like a radical thing to say, but -- no, it's not. it's the actual penalty for what pete hegseth, a man who ordered death squads to murder civilians, has done.
December 5, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Does anyone else think that Pantone picking generic white to be color of the year might be kind of a troll?
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I need this to relate to Pete Alonso somehow.
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
🔭🐡🧪
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts I don't need more tshirts
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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ACAB includes Elf on the Shelf
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Really love how this guy posted this on TikTok thinking the woman who broke his Meta glasses would come off as the villain, as opposed to him, the guy recording her without her consent for social media content via a surveillance device made by one of the worst companies on earth
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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This really is grotesque: they went through years-long citizenship processes and are now being denied simply because if the country they are from. It’s formalized bigotry.
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”

www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Neighbors alerted me to an ICE raid happening down the street so I went down there to help. It’s a fucking warzone. Smoke, pepper bullets, screaming. The street is blocked off with community members fighting back. All because they are raiding a fucking taco restaurant. What the fuck is going ON.
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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We need to talk about the massive loophole that the Supreme Court just carved into election law over the shadow docket—giving states a free pass to enact patently unconstitutional voting rules within nearly *one year* of an election. A stunning new limit on judicial review. slate.com/news-and-pol...
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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As soon as a mayor says, “Yes this is allowable under the rules we designed but they shouldn’t do it anyway for X boutique reasons,” they’ve expanded the permission structure for NIMBY objections to all kinds of projects.
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM