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Left the old bad place.
My heart beats on the left side.
I write stuff at http://metavulture.com

I love birds and typewriters.
Every fart you break, every shit you take, every grunt you make, I'll be watching you...
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I would be trying to relearn German, as I figure I should pick it back up after a 21 year pause.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thank you comrade!
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Know any good alternatives? I've never used Duo, but I am starting to want to relearn a language next year.
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This belongs in a museum with a frame around it. All fancy and shit.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I mean... more of a castration, but you've got the spirit!
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I too would give illumi's left nut, and their right nut too.
December 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
ALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF
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December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You're a fine one, mister Grinch...
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Worship. Worship. Give me an edit button. I wrote that alt text fine and everything else.

Goddammit.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I prefer ceilings I can reach on a stool and floors I can bend down to pick stuff up from. I'm getting older and my back and bones protest too much about some things now and...

...oh wait, sports analogies. Uh... Go Broncos! Our ceiling is unlimited! Horses are supreme! Fear and woship Blucifer!
a blue horse with a red eye is standing next to a black horse
Alt: A blue mustang found at Denver International Airport also known as Blucifer, Horselord of the Front range, Lord of the Broncos, Holy and Proud. His reign is eternal and he was christened in the blood of his creator, killing the man to become an immortal god. Blucifer by his very nature was already here, but needed a vessel to watch over us, and so upon his creation the sacrifice sealed the pact and our mighty Horselord was born to watch over all of Coloradans. Praise be to our blue horse god, and praise be to his ever watchful and protective gaze. Let all who worship at his alter be gifted the bounties in life, and may all who oppose him have their sports team dreams destroyed! All hail Blucifer! All hail our Blue Mustang! All hail the Horselord!
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November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We must find this beetle...
a close up of a robot with a red hood
Alt: a close up of a space marine member of the deathwatch with a red hood
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November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM