Mestarivaraani
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Jack of all trades, master of science. Veteran game master. Fake engineer boy. Not a doctor; don’t let the white coat fool you.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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It's wild that he's out here losing 77 billion on a pet project and gets to still keep his job and his board keeps giving him bonuses.
Meanwhile people take an expired deli sandwich out of a walmart and get sacked for that or less.
Just wild.
Meanwhile people take an expired deli sandwich out of a walmart and get sacked for that or less.
Just wild.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's wild that he's out here losing 77 billion on a pet project and gets to still keep his job and his board keeps giving him bonuses.
Meanwhile people take an expired deli sandwich out of a walmart and get sacked for that or less.
Just wild.
Meanwhile people take an expired deli sandwich out of a walmart and get sacked for that or less.
Just wild.
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It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
I've heard that the reason why Peter Thiel is so obsessed with life extension is that he has sold his soul to the devil. He believes he’s going to hell if he dies and sees no other way out.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I've heard that the reason why Peter Thiel is so obsessed with life extension is that he has sold his soul to the devil. He believes he’s going to hell if he dies and sees no other way out.
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Jep. Jotenkin jatkuvasti tulee mieleen että oikeistolaiset on kuullut pahuuden banaaliudesta, luullut sitä toimintaohjeeksi, mutta jotenkin omituisella määritelmällä banaalille.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Jep. Jotenkin jatkuvasti tulee mieleen että oikeistolaiset on kuullut pahuuden banaaliudesta, luullut sitä toimintaohjeeksi, mutta jotenkin omituisella määritelmällä banaalille.
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Sture Fjäder, Lasse Lehtonen ja Timo Vornanen menivät saunaan ja tää vitsi oli tässä.
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Sture Fjäder, Lasse Lehtonen ja Timo Vornanen menivät saunaan ja tää vitsi oli tässä.
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Lasse Lehtonen on kuin tiivistelmä siitä, mitä koko hallituksemme on Suomelle.
Ahne, itsereflektioon kykenemäton huonosti käyttäytyvä öykkäri ja turvallisuusuhka.
Kerta kaikkiaan säälittävää. Taluttakaa jo pois. Ja en tarkoita Lassea, vaan kokoomusta ja muuta oikeistoa.
www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-...
Ahne, itsereflektioon kykenemäton huonosti käyttäytyvä öykkäri ja turvallisuusuhka.
Kerta kaikkiaan säälittävää. Taluttakaa jo pois. Ja en tarkoita Lassea, vaan kokoomusta ja muuta oikeistoa.
www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-...
Lasse Lehtonen välikohtauksessa Brysselin lentokentällä – poliisien ympäröimänä
IS:n saamissa kuvissa Lehtonen kävelee Brysselin lentokentällä poliisien ympäröimänä.
www.is.fi
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Lasse Lehtonen on kuin tiivistelmä siitä, mitä koko hallituksemme on Suomelle.
Ahne, itsereflektioon kykenemäton huonosti käyttäytyvä öykkäri ja turvallisuusuhka.
Kerta kaikkiaan säälittävää. Taluttakaa jo pois. Ja en tarkoita Lassea, vaan kokoomusta ja muuta oikeistoa.
www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-...
Ahne, itsereflektioon kykenemäton huonosti käyttäytyvä öykkäri ja turvallisuusuhka.
Kerta kaikkiaan säälittävää. Taluttakaa jo pois. Ja en tarkoita Lassea, vaan kokoomusta ja muuta oikeistoa.
www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-...
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Lasse tuo kyllä kokoomuslaiset kaksoisstandardit alastomina suomalaisten silmille. Muille pitää saada antaa kenkää pärstäkertoimella, mutta lasset ängetään väkisin vastuullisiin tehtäviin kriisiyttämään työyhteisöjä eikä heistä pääse sen jälkeen kirveelläkään eroon.
Lasse on otsikoiden Graalin malja. Lahja joka jatkaa antamistaan😄
Mitähän Lassen äiti taas tuumii😄
Mitähän Lassen äiti taas tuumii😄
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Lasse tuo kyllä kokoomuslaiset kaksoisstandardit alastomina suomalaisten silmille. Muille pitää saada antaa kenkää pärstäkertoimella, mutta lasset ängetään väkisin vastuullisiin tehtäviin kriisiyttämään työyhteisöjä eikä heistä pääse sen jälkeen kirveelläkään eroon.
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Lasse Lehtonen on sosiaalinen kokeilu: kuinka paljon johtaja voi nykyään perseillä ilman joutumista vastuuseen.
Vastaus on: helvetisti.
Johtajan jopa täytyy olla jonkinlainen kummeli-hahmo.
Vastaus on: helvetisti.
Johtajan jopa täytyy olla jonkinlainen kummeli-hahmo.
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lasse Lehtonen on sosiaalinen kokeilu: kuinka paljon johtaja voi nykyään perseillä ilman joutumista vastuuseen.
Vastaus on: helvetisti.
Johtajan jopa täytyy olla jonkinlainen kummeli-hahmo.
Vastaus on: helvetisti.
Johtajan jopa täytyy olla jonkinlainen kummeli-hahmo.
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imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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On this day in 1984, #Dune as directed by #DavidLynch premiered in the US. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
On this day in 1984, #Dune as directed by #DavidLynch premiered in the US. It's one of my favourite films of all time.
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the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the economy is understimulated because people aren't buying things
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
to counter this, we should stimulate the economy with stimulus checks
in order to bring stability, we should keep doing it consistently, perhaps every month, for every person, universally
it's quite basic really
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Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Someone please leak the entirety of the Epstein Files so the world can move on from this stupidity and throw the criminals in prison to rot.
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I kind of miss movie rental stores. If there was a ten year old movie that I wanted to watch, chances are it would still be on the shelves of a Blockbuster, etc.
There is no legal way to stream the movie I've been looking for because it's been delisted from Canadian streaming sites.
There is no legal way to stream the movie I've been looking for because it's been delisted from Canadian streaming sites.
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I kind of miss movie rental stores. If there was a ten year old movie that I wanted to watch, chances are it would still be on the shelves of a Blockbuster, etc.
There is no legal way to stream the movie I've been looking for because it's been delisted from Canadian streaming sites.
There is no legal way to stream the movie I've been looking for because it's been delisted from Canadian streaming sites.
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Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some might say, hacking billboards is noble work. 😉
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Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Energy transitions can happen faster than we think:
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels.
In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.
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One of my first journalism professors would give you a zero if you had even one error of fact. It happened to me. Sucked so much. He was one of the best professors I ever had, I took three more classes from him, and we’re still in touch
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One of my first journalism professors would give you a zero if you had even one error of fact. It happened to me. Sucked so much. He was one of the best professors I ever had, I took three more classes from him, and we’re still in touch
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Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
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Jeeves and Wooster really is the model for what to do with rich people, have what’s effectively a live-in nanny watch over them while they keep busy trying to steal a policeman’s helmet
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Jeeves and Wooster really is the model for what to do with rich people, have what’s effectively a live-in nanny watch over them while they keep busy trying to steal a policeman’s helmet
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
zoomers are ruining the planned obsolescence industry
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It’s a fact that nobody in positions of power is willing to risk eroding their own power by doing anything meaningful to hinder the worst of their colleagues they see the system they preside over as more important than any cruelty no matter how bad and they won’t risk weakening it so much as an iota
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s a fact that nobody in positions of power is willing to risk eroding their own power by doing anything meaningful to hinder the worst of their colleagues they see the system they preside over as more important than any cruelty no matter how bad and they won’t risk weakening it so much as an iota
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.