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"it's cozy in here. i don't want to leave."

she/her (i think)
architecture 🏩
hobbies: antidepressants
on second thought, this would be catastrophic for everybody
December 17, 2024 at 7:25 PM
my favorite pokemon :)
December 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
ok i like your offer. but i won't give you less than 2 billion its too smart
December 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM
o h th e c o nq uen c e s . . .
December 4, 2024 at 6:36 PM
oh yeah? and what happens if i don't
December 4, 2024 at 6:35 PM
that's awesome
December 4, 2024 at 3:45 PM
this is the most strangely comforting thing i've heard in a while. thank you <3
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
didn't realize who posted this and thought it was like. general life advice

glad to know all the boss fights i have to do will go easy on me
December 4, 2024 at 3:17 PM
maybe that's odd. but i wanna know all the mundane thoughts
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 PM
always wanted to be able to read someone's diary :)
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 PM
so sorry to hear that you lost your gramma </3
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 PM
ladies and gentlemen of the Jerry, today my client will plead-
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
i thought they were rolling hills. what do they use the legs for
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
it's ok, i will be ashamed of you in spirit <3
December 4, 2024 at 3:00 PM
same reason they don't let me take surrogates anymore :(
December 4, 2024 at 2:59 PM
maybe it's my fear of intimacy
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
oh my god it's the bug situation!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 PM
pee
December 4, 2024 at 2:51 PM
this is good. i like your pretty words
December 4, 2024 at 2:48 PM