messpresso
@messpresso.bsky.social
"it's cozy in here. i don't want to leave."
she/her (i think)
architecture 🏩
hobbies: antidepressants
she/her (i think)
architecture 🏩
hobbies: antidepressants
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messpresso
@messpresso.bsky.social
· Dec 3
shoutout to you. i love you
just bombed my eye test :( i studied so hard too, i literally look at things all the time
December 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
just bombed my eye test :( i studied so hard too, i literally look at things all the time
honestly tragic humans aren't one of the creatures with insane neurotoxins. would be so cool to kill a bear with my fingertips or something
December 17, 2024 at 7:25 PM
honestly tragic humans aren't one of the creatures with insane neurotoxins. would be so cool to kill a bear with my fingertips or something
professor saw "average 17/50" on the final and decided to curve all of our grades DOWN BY 2 POINTS this man is from hell
December 17, 2024 at 7:22 PM
professor saw "average 17/50" on the final and decided to curve all of our grades DOWN BY 2 POINTS this man is from hell
"can't win 'em all" come on i would like to win AT LEAST one
December 17, 2024 at 7:21 PM
"can't win 'em all" come on i would like to win AT LEAST one
finals week is like a little sampler platter of the nine levels of hell
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
finals week is like a little sampler platter of the nine levels of hell
never smiling again. y'all do NOT need to be seeing my bones
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
never smiling again. y'all do NOT need to be seeing my bones
spotify seems to have forgotten that words have meaning
i see your dirty tricks and i will NOT fall for this "indie poptimism crank wave countrygaze" bullshit
i see your dirty tricks and i will NOT fall for this "indie poptimism crank wave countrygaze" bullshit
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
spotify seems to have forgotten that words have meaning
i see your dirty tricks and i will NOT fall for this "indie poptimism crank wave countrygaze" bullshit
i see your dirty tricks and i will NOT fall for this "indie poptimism crank wave countrygaze" bullshit
it's a low quality image, but i drew my fav pokemon!!
i don't do digital art so this is from my notes app :)
i don't do digital art so this is from my notes app :)
December 4, 2024 at 2:30 PM
it's a low quality image, but i drew my fav pokemon!!
i don't do digital art so this is from my notes app :)
i don't do digital art so this is from my notes app :)
shoutout to you. i love you
December 3, 2024 at 5:56 PM
shoutout to you. i love you
i have achieved the perfect ratio of cute life updates, mushroom photos, chibi art, and shitposts in my feed. it's over for my seasonal depression
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 PM
i have achieved the perfect ratio of cute life updates, mushroom photos, chibi art, and shitposts in my feed. it's over for my seasonal depression
i'm not donating bits to your livestream. you're the streamer, you should be doing the bits
December 3, 2024 at 5:38 PM
i'm not donating bits to your livestream. you're the streamer, you should be doing the bits
drinking the bottle of bug spray so my sweat will repel insects
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
drinking the bottle of bug spray so my sweat will repel insects
ridiculous that it isn't normal to approach strangers to say "i am overwhelmed by your beauty" what's even the point of leaving the house
December 3, 2024 at 3:15 AM
ridiculous that it isn't normal to approach strangers to say "i am overwhelmed by your beauty" what's even the point of leaving the house
feeling a little wild. might drink some water
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 AM
feeling a little wild. might drink some water
i died and got sent to Heaven (not the one from the Bible, different realm) and the apples from Eden weren't even that good. stupid reason to invoke the wrath of god
December 3, 2024 at 2:46 AM
i died and got sent to Heaven (not the one from the Bible, different realm) and the apples from Eden weren't even that good. stupid reason to invoke the wrath of god
MY FINGERNAILS ARE LITTLE KNIVES AND I WILL USE THEM AS SUCH.
December 2, 2024 at 5:47 PM
MY FINGERNAILS ARE LITTLE KNIVES AND I WILL USE THEM AS SUCH.
it hurts to watch you go. literally stop tripping over your own shoes it's embarrassing
December 2, 2024 at 5:46 PM
it hurts to watch you go. literally stop tripping over your own shoes it's embarrassing
"i'm drowning in work" just drink it idiot
December 2, 2024 at 4:42 PM
"i'm drowning in work" just drink it idiot
learned that i can just dance. like whenever i want. in public
cringe? probably. but i'm over here enjoying my music way more than you ever could
cringe? probably. but i'm over here enjoying my music way more than you ever could
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
learned that i can just dance. like whenever i want. in public
cringe? probably. but i'm over here enjoying my music way more than you ever could
cringe? probably. but i'm over here enjoying my music way more than you ever could
losing my mind? when do i start winning my mind. been playing games with this guy too long
December 2, 2024 at 6:38 AM
losing my mind? when do i start winning my mind. been playing games with this guy too long
i thought sleep was supposed to recharge your batteries or smth but i keep having to replace them manually
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 AM
i thought sleep was supposed to recharge your batteries or smth but i keep having to replace them manually
sorry i was late, i have to start up with a ripcord like an old lawnmower and it wasn't working today. yk how it is
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 AM
sorry i was late, i have to start up with a ripcord like an old lawnmower and it wasn't working today. yk how it is
i wish i could unhinged my jaw and fire bullets from my mouth. just feels like that could be cool
December 2, 2024 at 6:34 AM
i wish i could unhinged my jaw and fire bullets from my mouth. just feels like that could be cool
it must feel so good to beat someone up like those old black and white cartoons
December 2, 2024 at 6:31 AM
it must feel so good to beat someone up like those old black and white cartoons
she brian on my david 'til i gilbert
December 2, 2024 at 3:43 AM
she brian on my david 'til i gilbert