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Connor
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Born in Colorado, lives in Williamsburg founded a booze company, does some SFF writing and has a cat.
My adhd brain bringing nice soaps and moisturizers to the gym.
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Me at the nyc editorial
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@jamellebouie.net is there a good beginner camera, with real film, that you would recommend to give a 13 yr old nerd?
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Finally when my conservative friends make me name one policy I agree to prove I’m not just in a bubble I have my answer
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Love seeing artists remind the world why they are famous and considered the best for a reason
December 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Is it smart to signal to military leadership that you are willing to throw them under the bus?
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character.
Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Yoko ono exhibit in Chicago.
Brilliant artist.
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by Connor
these are fabulously joyful: do read them and cheer yourself up: "Hatless and barefoot under my parasol on a summer day, I watch a burly fellow working a well-pump and singing Suzhou folk songs. The water comes up in a sudden burst, like a spill of silver coins or a gust of snow"
In 1657, Jin Shengtan 金聖嘆 broke off from his commentary on 'The Romance of the Western Chamber' to list "33 Nice Things" 不亦快哉三十三則.
It's one of the most likable things I know of in any language. I translated it to cheer myself up a while ago, if anyone could use it. www.burninghou.se/p/whats-good
November 8, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Do it for the glory and honor of slaanesh
WELCOME TO THE DAY OF MANY CALORIES

YOU SHALL CONSUME

YOU SHALL INGEST

YOU SHALL HEAVE YOUR SWOLLEN BODY ONTO THE COUCH MOANING AS YOU DO SO

BUT WAIT

THERE'S STILL PIE
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Cuomo’s next campaign
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Gone but never forgotten
By me
Knitting those names
I would think DOGE shutdown is kind of like a national holiday on bluesky specifically
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Tell Santa to release the epstine list
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The fur all feels the Irish rugby team isn’t playing as well as they could.

Also, doesn’t like the springboks
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
cloudflare outage Snow Day!!!!
X is down. ChatGPT is down.
But I've never seen Downdetector go down before!
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Trapped
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Some of your plebes believe Shakespeare’s meaning behind hamlet is a warning about the self destructive inevitability about revenge.
Me, a scholar.
Theater kids are annoying
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The universal rule
The harder the metal the more normal the lead singer looks.

Dude walks out like an Eddie bower catalogue, your face is about to get melt.
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@legalminimum.bsky.social how do we reskin Pokémon go, but for rugby players?

“I just got a James Lowe!”

“My Fabian just leveled”
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I think some thirsty journalists need to start jerking off before the interview instead of after
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The problem people identify with capitalism is literally in the legal formation of C corps where boards can actually be sued by shareholders holders for doing the right thing.

The only true metric is shareholder value/fiduciary duty
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by Connor
Hidden Door is heading to the stars!

This month, we're unveiling a new slate of science fiction adaptations. Each world is a doorway into a different kind of future - from mind-linked revolutionaries to lonely androids and wisecracking aliens.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
NTY folks circling the wagon.
November 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM