Memphis Miss'ippi ❌👑
@memphismissippi.bsky.social
Former Memphian with the notion that women are actually people | MA in polisci who knows a few things about international relations | magat intolerant | I have thoughts ... and cats ... and horses
Nothing he does surprises me. He is the personification of the worst possible person that could ever be conceived. Expect chaos because that's all you'll get.
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nothing he does surprises me. He is the personification of the worst possible person that could ever be conceived. Expect chaos because that's all you'll get.
You like kicking bobcat cages, doncha? 🤭
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You like kicking bobcat cages, doncha? 🤭
Especially when she stands in profile 😏
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Especially when she stands in profile 😏
Didn't she say she'd rather be pretty than smart?
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Didn't she say she'd rather be pretty than smart?
Personal favorite - gimme somethin' to write on, man! 💙💚🩵
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Personal favorite - gimme somethin' to write on, man! 💙💚🩵
Yes they did! 🤗
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yes they did! 🤗
Word! Sexy and scary! 😨 All the way down to his voice.
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Word! Sexy and scary! 😨 All the way down to his voice.
Why do people keep expecting the congressional GOP to do the right thing? 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Why do people keep expecting the congressional GOP to do the right thing? 🤔
Family Matters (Urkel) reruns were part of my grief therapy recently 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Family Matters (Urkel) reruns were part of my grief therapy recently 🥹
The political science term is the Diversionary Theory of War. It 'plains a lot. 🫠
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The political science term is the Diversionary Theory of War. It 'plains a lot. 🫠
Got that right, sh*thead.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Got that right, sh*thead.
Philly home crowd is pretty brutal
November 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Philly home crowd is pretty brutal
I was tickled too but my celebration dance was nowhere near as cute!
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was tickled too but my celebration dance was nowhere near as cute!
Ah! That explains Jeanine Pirro
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ah! That explains Jeanine Pirro
This post didn't age well, puddin'! 🙃💚💛💚
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This post didn't age well, puddin'! 🙃💚💛💚
A tough break for naught! GPG
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A tough break for naught! GPG
And the same to you and your family.
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
And the same to you and your family.
Hey, Stinky ... wake up!
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey, Stinky ... wake up!
Lord, I'd give real money to see her deliver a judo chop to his mango head
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Lord, I'd give real money to see her deliver a judo chop to his mango head
Exactly! A montage of disgust!
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Exactly! A montage of disgust!
PS - thanks for not being a dick.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
PS - thanks for not being a dick.
Thanks, prince charming. It was hard to see.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Thanks, prince charming. It was hard to see.
Ok - thanks, sugar. I went back and looked. Totally f*cked.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ok - thanks, sugar. I went back and looked. Totally f*cked.
At 4.99/lb, that is only 48.35. Why the extra $50?
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
At 4.99/lb, that is only 48.35. Why the extra $50?
Oh, Aerosmith. Bless your heart, honey! 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Oh, Aerosmith. Bless your heart, honey! 🫠