(It's called "My Life As A Turkey" and apparently it won an Emmy!!)

Just her!

But her brother also went to a great home on the same day and we got his new owner’s contact info so we can keep in touch :)

Can you BELIEVE that someone abandoned her (and her equally adorable brother!) in a box on the side of the road in Surrey 😭 She's just a baby!!

She doesn't have a name yet (and I don't think Diot Coke fits, tragically) but this is her!! The manifesting worked!!

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Zardoz but Lee Pace in the Sean Connery role 😌

Eau Claire might be a hole in the ground now and Julio's Barrio is gone, but today I went and got a coffee at Higher Ground and sat in what is probably the exact same big comfy chair I wrote a bajillion essays in a decade ago and it felt exactly the same.

To be fair, he said he was a Cowboys fan so I’d already lost respect for him 🤡

Anyways, when they heard I’m from Vancouver one guy was like “are you excited about the Whitecaps” and I was like “not at all, but I love the women’s soccer team 💅” and the illusion suddenly broke lmao