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Melissa Calvin
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Survivor, Big Brother & other reality tv nonsense ✨

#Survivor #Survivor47 #BB26
“first ever fifa peace prize” and it goes to trump lmaooooo they said how can we prove we’re still corrupt after Qatar
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
there will never be a World Cup song better than waka waka
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Sophie says she and Soph originally wanted to go by their last names or "Yellow Sophie/Blue Sophi." But they were shot down by both someone in their cast and Jeff himself

Full #Survivor49 interview: parade.com/tv/sophie-se...
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ABOUT TIMEEEEEE #TAR38
I better understand AND affirm a Chelsie elimination next episode or else #tar38
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m new to the amazing race but why wasn’t pushing the boulder up the hill the U-turn ??? #tar38
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Taylor getting ALL of Turner’s tomatoes on ChatBCC

Absolute bizarro world out here 😂 #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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MC says she told Jawan there would be a vote on him because, in case Rizo played his idol, she didn't want the first 2 members of the jury to be Black

Full #Survivor49 interview: parade.com/tv/michelle-...
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ADAM 😭😭😭 #tar38
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
stan wars have ruined good old fashioned bitching 😒 #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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This screenshot😭😭😭 #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Morgan slowly coming around to getting Jimmy out as not a great move?

Taran truly works miracles 😂 #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Morgan drove the majority of the season.. I wish she would occasionally give credit to others on the few times she didn’t #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this deep dive is going to last four years 💀 #bb27
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I better understand AND affirm a Chelsie elimination next episode or else #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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I could not possibly love these brothers more than I already do. #TAR38
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
lmao I forgot they’re all covered in manure and I thought Phil was just running from them bc they’re loud #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
feels like a good time to remind everyone that we barely ever saw kyland wash his hands in the big brother house #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
me when kyland is passive aggressive: 😡

me when Natalie is passive aggressive: 😶‍🌫️
#tar38
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kyland you are on thinnnnnnn fucking ice rn #tar38
a woman says " watch your mouth " while looking at something
ALT: a woman says " watch your mouth " while looking at something
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November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I mean she looks thrilled to be back on the ground 💀💀💀 #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ohhhh jag and jas distressed 💀💀 #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
SORRY DENNIS HAHAHAHA #TAR38
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“we’ll sacrifice food, sleep…”

“for an hour” Adam is so real lmaoo #tar38
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
and now I’m down to one draft pick.. see yall for season 50 I guess hahaha #survivor49
Apparently the universe just does not want me to attend any of the #survivor49 events .. I’ll miss everyone at the rhap live show tonight!!! 💔
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
oh no Nate… he’s cooked chat 😭 not fire 😭 not cinema 😭 #survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM