xian cochran
@melferburque.bsky.social
weirdo in a weird land. commie pinko dirtbag. asexual. bipolar. he/him
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ugly feet twins!
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ugly feet twins!
my friend:I haven't seen arcane
me: we should watch it. the first season is sooooo good. the second seasons looks soo good.
her: looks?
me: all style, no substance. they made a bunch of music videos. still cool, but not as good as season one.
me: we should watch it. the first season is sooooo good. the second seasons looks soo good.
her: looks?
me: all style, no substance. they made a bunch of music videos. still cool, but not as good as season one.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
my friend:I haven't seen arcane
me: we should watch it. the first season is sooooo good. the second seasons looks soo good.
her: looks?
me: all style, no substance. they made a bunch of music videos. still cool, but not as good as season one.
me: we should watch it. the first season is sooooo good. the second seasons looks soo good.
her: looks?
me: all style, no substance. they made a bunch of music videos. still cool, but not as good as season one.
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we are playing whamageddon russian roulette hanging out at a mall in tucson
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
we are playing whamageddon russian roulette hanging out at a mall in tucson
I get way too much joy out of the “how old am I?” game.
got 41 and 36 *after* telling them I was older than they’d think.
got 41 and 36 *after* telling them I was older than they’d think.
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I get way too much joy out of the “how old am I?” game.
got 41 and 36 *after* telling them I was older than they’d think.
got 41 and 36 *after* telling them I was older than they’d think.
Rare Exports Finnish Trailer (english)
YouTube video by RareExportsMovie
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
two kinds of tourists: those who take pictures of cool shit and people who take pics of themselves in front of cool shit
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
two kinds of tourists: those who take pictures of cool shit and people who take pics of themselves in front of cool shit
it’s the same picture
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
it’s the same picture
I appreciate that my friend in tucson with me is also lazy and views vacation as a chance to catch up on sleep. lazy mornings without cats waking me up at 5am are glorious.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I appreciate that my friend in tucson with me is also lazy and views vacation as a chance to catch up on sleep. lazy mornings without cats waking me up at 5am are glorious.
fucking hell. just got two rapid fire text verification codes I didn’t request. after getting my visa card locked out yesterday. what the fuck is happening?
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
fucking hell. just got two rapid fire text verification codes I didn’t request. after getting my visa card locked out yesterday. what the fuck is happening?
why the fuck is serena williams doing ads for weight loss drugs?!
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
why the fuck is serena williams doing ads for weight loss drugs?!
damnit, landed in tucson and immediately got a fraud alert on my visa. at least I can use amex here.
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
damnit, landed in tucson and immediately got a fraud alert on my visa. at least I can use amex here.
tucson I am in you
December 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
tucson I am in you
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
forgot my water bottle but remembered my umbrella, off to a good start
sweeeet, departure gate changed to B3. way closer to the lounge!
a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
Alt: a cartoon of milhouse from the simpsons says everything 's coming up milhouse !
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
sweeeet, departure gate changed to B3. way closer to the lounge!
always cool when the train to the airport just stops for several minutes without any announcements. not like I’m trying to catch a flight or anything.
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
always cool when the train to the airport just stops for several minutes without any announcements. not like I’m trying to catch a flight or anything.
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Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
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Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pouring one out for the homies (dropping an excedrin under the fridge)
gm: we'll just handwave the hazard, the NPCs will take care of it so you don't have to make a bunch of rolls
me, an expert in thievery:
me, an expert in thievery:
a man is walking on a train track in a black and white photo .
Alt: a man is walking on a train track in a black and white photo kicking a rock
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
gm: we'll just handwave the hazard, the NPCs will take care of it so you don't have to make a bunch of rolls
me, an expert in thievery:
me, an expert in thievery:
oh right, I don’t need my passport to fly to arizona. domestic flights are so weird.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
oh right, I don’t need my passport to fly to arizona. domestic flights are so weird.
not to brag, but I'm a bit of a time traveler. I can travel an hour into the future in only sixty minutes!
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
not to brag, but I'm a bit of a time traveler. I can travel an hour into the future in only sixty minutes!
so fucking tired of headlines talking about a sports trade only to find it's just the writer rosterbating on how cool he thinks his trade idea is
fuck all the way off with that shit
fuck all the way off with that shit
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
so fucking tired of headlines talking about a sports trade only to find it's just the writer rosterbating on how cool he thinks his trade idea is
fuck all the way off with that shit
fuck all the way off with that shit
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Boosting office morale by ordering pizza for everyone (I work from home)
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Boosting office morale by ordering pizza for everyone (I work from home)