Mallory
@meleetwo.bsky.social
i’m queer and here for the jokes (they/he/she)
🤣 ridiculous
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
🤣 ridiculous
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
yeah just done w football this weekend i think
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
couldn’t get into the doc today but 99% sure it’s shingles and apparently i haven’t even gotten to the worst of it yet.
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
wtf i think i have shingles. this shit sucks.
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i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i took today off to have a 5-day weekend, not to get a stomach bug and have to stay close to the toilet.
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this is quite frankly outrageous
37.5% - In penalty shootouts in all competitions for #NWSL teams, Aubrey Kingsbury has saved 37.5% of the on-target penalties she has faced (9/24). All other goalkeepers have combined to save just 17.2% (20/116). Different.
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
this is quite frankly outrageous
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
November 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
being a tottenham fan has really ruined tottenham games for me.
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The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The Spirit Squadron condemns Elizabeth Eddy’s NY Post article, which promotes a hateful ideology that targets trans and cis Black women athletes under the guise of “protecting women,” and it has no place in the NWSL.
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
Trans people belong everywhere, including in sport 🏳️⚧️
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I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
guy who brought the trans flag we iwo jima’d described himself as “yeah i was pretty neutral about trans people, think i still am honestly, but these people are being so goddamn weird about it that i gotta get off the fence”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I have had the most Michelle Duggar-looking elderly rural Montanans be completely normal to me about being trans, “why are people being so goddamn weird about it” is an underrated winning message
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
i've found that texting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" instead of STOP to all the spam messages gets me opted out just as quick and is much more satisfying to text.
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i've found that texting "SHUT THE FUCK UP" instead of STOP to all the spam messages gets me opted out just as quick and is much more satisfying to text.
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Happy bi visibility day. Everything is terrible but I’m trying to find little joys. 🫶🏻
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Happy bi visibility day. Everything is terrible but I’m trying to find little joys. 🫶🏻
i'm gonna get author credit on a publication for work, that's so neat.
September 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
i'm gonna get author credit on a publication for work, that's so neat.
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I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I cannot emphasize this enough:
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
The regime has overextended itself. It is vulnerable to protest and dissent.
They have not consolidated power and we are entirely capable of keeping them from doing so.
Doomers are not realists.
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I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.
Being nice to trans people really did turn out to be a load bearing part of liberal democracy ey
September 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I think fundamentally, the ability to care about the rights of a small and vulnerable minority (of whom you might know no members) is an important sign of whether you are committed to human rights out of principle, or out of mere convenience.
i take my aunt duties quite serious, had to show the nephew the Act A Fool music video (i know he loves the skyline)
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i take my aunt duties quite serious, had to show the nephew the Act A Fool music video (i know he loves the skyline)
ngl when someone misspells my name in email, i purposefully take longer in responding. they work with me regularly and spelled it correctly yesterday...
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ngl when someone misspells my name in email, i purposefully take longer in responding. they work with me regularly and spelled it correctly yesterday...
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Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.
That's the revolution.
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If I win the powerball I'm gonna buy a supreme court judge
September 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If I win the powerball I'm gonna buy a supreme court judge
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every single day, at least one member of this administration says something in public that's absolutely disqualifying for public service or civil society, which is what makes all of the condescending admonishment from people like klein so hard to take
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
every single day, at least one member of this administration says something in public that's absolutely disqualifying for public service or civil society, which is what makes all of the condescending admonishment from people like klein so hard to take
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The New Yorker asked me “how bad” today’s Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph:
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
September 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The New Yorker asked me “how bad” today’s Supreme Court ruling was. I boiled it down to one paragraph:
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
link.newyorker.com/view/5bda429...
love being put on a project team with no clearly defined role or expectations so fun. this meeting is useless for me, why am i here for a whole hour.
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
love being put on a project team with no clearly defined role or expectations so fun. this meeting is useless for me, why am i here for a whole hour.