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Turtle | Ana | 30s | poet? | wait yes, poet | Fanfiction devourer | sleepy | coffee?? | Also tea??? | has snacks | lover of fandom lore and history | I miss Quizilla | would-be fanfic writer 🙂‍↕️ bless all those I emoji.
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Stolas devastated to discover that Blitzø turned off his show to put on the news while he was doing his skincare routine
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So the Hazbin Broadway Special was a lot of fun! And for me, it honestly gave Dancing with the Star vibes lol which honestly? Was glorious. I could watch a whole series on all sorts of musical songs performed like this. 10/10.

ALSO? Erika Henningsen just needs to host more things!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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#HazbinHotel Spoilers ⚠️

Guys, if Stolas and Valentino have anything in common, it's that one friend in the back going: no, no, no, he's a motherfucker.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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My main #hazbinhotels2 take away is that the problem with having a soulmate when you're a messed up, evil person, is that they're probably a messed up, evil person too. Which SOMEHOW doesn't breed good relationships.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Hazbin Season 2 Finale was amazing. Though, for reasons, I walked away with a new ship: Abel/Lute

Or as I dub them: Abute

Them being now coded as Canadian just makes it more canon for me now lol
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Stolitz kissing in Truth Seekers is now even funnier because M&M and Loona can be like "Meh, least they're not fucking in the other room this time." 🤣They only fuck behind closed doors, so the most they've done in front of others is kissing
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@morganaignis.bsky.social hello miss, yes, our supreme overlord lady, an overlady if you will, possible merch request bcuz HB has had me in a choke hold, but sling bags? Backpacks are cool and I have 3...but I want a kangaroo marsupial life, you know? That front pouch experience w/ card wallet? 😶‍🌫️💖😶‍🌫️
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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HH/HB Fandom for the sake of your comfort and sanity please stay the fuck away from discourse and the hatedom. Listen to ACTUAL valid criticism & enjoy the shows just as long as they make YOU happy! Not everyone will like HH/HB and that's okay, just be nice to each other. ❤️
#HazbinHotel #HelluvaBoss
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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helluva boss fans: omg the RAW RUGGED SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN THESE TWO
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I miss Helluva Boss. I miss the shorts. I miss the new episodes. I miss the merch launching on shark robot like minutes after said shorts and/or episode appeared (I know the mission zero merch is coming but omg, it's been 87 years at this point lol). I miss Stolitz 🥲 and I.M.P. and THEM
November 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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I can’t stop thinking about Stolas — he’s awkward and socially unaware and jumps to conclusions, but so many of his actions are motivated by the sheer desire to do right by people regardless of status. I really want to see him thrive during his banishment because he’s just… kind. No matter what. 😭
Yeah, Blitz is absolutely right when it comes to every single other royal demon, including Ozzie in a way.

But that’s about to change. And it all starts because one prince gave a fuck - the awkward, quiet one whom all the Goetia considered an outsider. No wonder he’s thriving among the common folk.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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I'm sure I'm not the only one who noticed it, but still...
🦉😇

#hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel #helluvaboss #helluvabossstolas
November 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Over on twitter we hit 1k people! Truly, you’re all insane for giving me this much attention and I love you for it ♥️
To celebrate I made this DTIYS Stolitz piece, use #mochi_1kdtiys so I can see all your beautiful works 🌹
Thank you for the support 💞

#HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #Blitzø #Stolas
October 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Congrats on 1k to the amazing @wmochim.bsky.social!! Had so much fun with this dtiys 💞💞 #helluvaboss #mochi_1kdtiys
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Thanks to everyone who read, commented, and enjoyed this comic, it's meant the world sharing it with you all 🥹💖 I'm happy to share that LIMITED PREORDERS ARE NOW OPEN FOR BFFS PAPERBACK WOOOOO!! GO GET 'EM! ⬇️(7/8)
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October 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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The way everything around Stolas looks blurry, because the only thing that stands out in Blitzø's eyes is that beautiful prince who chose him over any other demon in all of Hell is something that still leaves me breathless ❤️
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
October 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Day 5 of #inktober2025 and #FemSlashWeek2025 already! The prompt today is Domesticity/Love language. #SallieWire #HelluvaBossFanart #myart @femslash2025.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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October 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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When your gossip is colder than your drink 💋❄️
#stella #andrealphus #helluvaboss
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I will never tire of admiring how such a small detail can say so much about Blitzø's emotional situation.
#HelluvaBoss #Hellaverse #Blitzø #Stolas #Stolitz
October 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM