This is an episode of Community. A throwaway joke in the episode, nothing as long as it takes to read or write the article.

It's not a time share, its a collaborative living space that's great for singles, couples, moms and dads and kids and really, everybody gets just what they want because of our patented scheduling app and when you look at it as an investment that everyone can afford it's...

"I WAS JUST FOLLOWING OWLS!"

I'm torn between the fact it's kinda dull but drop-dead gorgeous and GONZO freaky so I think I'm in...

Meds. When prescribed meds, take. Your. Meds.

Thank you sir.

Does that work with older cars?

I would have paid for the reshoots.

I missed the orgasm part(s).

13.

"THAT'S NOT IN THE BIBLE!"
"It's in _my_ Bible..."

...sigh.

Dave's not here, man. He's with you, smelling your jeans. (pause) Stella, how are things at home? For you? And, you know, Dave...?

Seconded. C'mon: The Onion Field. Salvador. Nixon. Cop. Against All Odds. Even frickin' Hercules, to name but a few.