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Colin McMillen
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He/him. Somerville, MA.

Previously: Google, reCAPTCHA, Carnegie Mellon (Ph.D., Computer Science).
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the "FDA of the Future" panel will be moderated by a totally normal guy who keeps a cum journal
Asprey has stated that he expects to live to one hundred eighty years of age.[8] As of 2021, he claims to have spent at least two million dollars on "hacking his own biology", including having his own stem cells injected into himself, taking one hundred daily supplements, following a strict diet, bathing in infrared light, using a hyperbaric oxygen chamber, and wearing special lenses when flying or using a computer.[8][44] Asprey believes biohacking has benefited his sexual health, having kept an ejaculation journal for a year.[44][45]
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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i might actually like this portrait-mode shot of the Somerville Powderhouse better than the one at the top of the thread, shows more bands of #aurora colors in the sky
a brick powderhouse (looks kinda like a silo -- round and with a tapered top) with a colonial-era flag in the foreground; a sky with greens and purples in the background
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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this one might have the most variations of #aurora colors, got some good reds and purples in addition to the green
some tree leaves in the foreground, but a band of green in the sky with what appears to be red and purple "sheets" in front of it
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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more #aurora photos
a row of houses with a green aurora behind them. some of the houses have pink / green lights on their porches as well, so there's a lot of color going on
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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more #aurora photos:
a tree in the foreground with green aurora light behind it and purple/red above that
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Aurora in Somerville, MA
northern lights with a colonial-era powderhouse in foreground
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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i worked on robot soccer and we went from Sony Aibo robot dogs (which could actually do teamwork, passing, and run different plays for different situations two decades ago) to humanoid robots which have to be diligently followed around by grad students to catch them if they fall over
Robot soccer dogs playing in 2005, showing a robot diving to attempt to block a shot, while another robot manuevers around it robot soccer humanoids in 2024 which is a bunch of dudes in uniforms standing 1 inch behind their robots because if one of them takes even a small mistake they will fall over and break and need expensive repairs
November 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Did you know? NIN stands for "Not In Network".

Their gritty, industrial sound is meant to evoke the unsettling discomfort of contemplating "when & where might I get tragically injured in the upcoming year?" during open enrollment season.
the NIN logo
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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"On The Roots of Plants", William Irvine.

New (old) tongue-twister just dropped: fending forth fuckers, the fucker from a fecond fucker is fuffofed to have
Thefe new ftems are called fuckers. It is commonly obferved of this fpecies of roots, that the viviparous power increafes, according to the diftance this plant is from the feed. So that the root produced from the feed it is imagined, has this power of fending forth fuckers in a lefs degree than a fucker has, and the fucker from a fecond fucker is fuffofed to have this power in a greater degree than the firft.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Carl Linneaus, on Insects:
scan of a book page of insect classifications, with most notable entry: "PEDICULUS: Mouth with a retractile recurved fucker"
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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EU5 fishing minigame:
a screenshot showing a "resource gathering operation" for "Fish in Leiden"
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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a beef peanut-butter-and-jelly hotdog is approximately health-neutral
Google search result: 6 Foods That Add and Subtract Minutes to Our Lives | Woman's World A peanut butter and jelly sandwich can add approximately 33 minutes to your life, according to a 2021 study from the University of Michigan. This finding is often cited in comparison to how other foods, like hot dogs, can subtract time from your life span. Study source: The finding comes from a study conducted by researchers at the University of Michigan's School of Public Health, Department of Environmental Health Sciences. Mechanism: The study analyzed over 5,850 foods to determine the health effects of their consumption. Comparison: The study found that while a peanut butter and jelly sandwich added about 33 minutes, a beef hot dog could subtract about 36 minutes from your healthy life span per serving.
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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a headline in the same style used by The Onion: ‘No Way To Prevent Donald Trump From Pulling Away The Football I'm About To Kick,’ Says Only Chuck Schumer To Whom This Regularly Happens
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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god bless Wikipedia editors
The "Bibliography" section of the Wikipedia page about the recurring Onion article "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens", showing 38 separate links to Onion articles titled "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens", spanning from 2014 to 2024.
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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JD Vance with a speech bubble that appears to have him quoting the below tweet
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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HOW DID THIS GET HERE for I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER (in the style of Zohran Mamdani)
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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this is literally just the plot of Horizon Zero Dawn

www.wired.com/story/tesla-...
Wired article: Musk suggested that he would have a hard time pushing Tesla ahead in robotics and autonomy if he didn’t have a strong sway over the automaker. “If we build this robot army, do I have at least a strong influence over this robot army?” he asked. “I don't feel comfortable building that robot army unless I have a strong influence.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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congrats to Donald Trump for figuring out how to install the "gold ink" cartridge on his inkjet printer
zoom-in of the quoted post, showing what appears to be 3 separate pages of paper taped to the wall
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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TIL that Minnesota has two state constitutions, because the state Democratic & Republican Parties hated each other so much that they drafted & ratified two separate, nearly identical, versions & sent *both* to the US Congress for approval.

A truly Minnesotan level of passive-aggressive pettiness.
Wikipedia screenshot: However, the divisions between the two political parties were so great that they each held their own separate conventions and never met together aside from five people from each party who met in a conference committee to create a document acceptable to both sides. Still, the tension was so extreme that delegates would not sign anything that had previously been signed by a member of the complementary convention. In the end, each convention signed their own copies of the document. The two were essentially identical, but had about 300 differences in punctuation, grammar, and wording because of errors in transcription produced as copyists worked late into the night on August 28. The Republican version, written on white paper, ran 39 pages and was signed by 53 delegates, while the Democratic version, written on blue-tinged paper, was 37 pages long and had 51 signatures.
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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oh fuck, called out
a western tourist (me) taking their own picture in a curved mirror on the side of the road to help cars navigate tricky turns
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"it's fuckin' cold" #birds
a northern cardinal on a bare branch in the middle of winter, looking grumpy
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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the "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" guy
November 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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i have the physical album!
a CD titled Things of Beauty by Loituma
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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A black kite takes flight at Kenroku-en Gardens in Kanazawa, Japan, 2025-10-02.

石川県の金沢市の兼六園にトビが飛ります。2025年10月2日

#photography #DailyPhoto #Kanazawa #birds 🪶 43/???
#トビ #鳥 #石川県 #金沢 #兼六園 #日本
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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IT LIVES

(it doesn't boot enough to actually play music, but it *does* present itself as a hard drive to Windows, so i can go back and re-visit my music library as of, apparently, july 2006)
windows file copy screen showing me transferring ~27 GB of music from my ancient ipod
October 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM