M. Bulteau
@mbulteau.bsky.social
♫ Composer of originals, a Majora's Mask opera, the Grump Variations, and other video game arrangements.
♫ 1/2 of Chateau
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mbulteau.com
♫ 1/2 of Chateau
🇵🇹 🇫🇷 🇺🇸
mbulteau.com
the key is that guy also likes whatever's wrong with him
hi, I'm that guy
hi, I'm that guy
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
the key is that guy also likes whatever's wrong with him
hi, I'm that guy
hi, I'm that guy
I don't think I've ever felt like I wanted to see the same thing live twice
not quite the same, but probably a similar reason I can count on fingers of one hand the films I've rewatched by myself
if the same orchestra playing something different counts, I guess the Gulbenkian orchestra in Lisbon
not quite the same, but probably a similar reason I can count on fingers of one hand the films I've rewatched by myself
if the same orchestra playing something different counts, I guess the Gulbenkian orchestra in Lisbon
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I don't think I've ever felt like I wanted to see the same thing live twice
not quite the same, but probably a similar reason I can count on fingers of one hand the films I've rewatched by myself
if the same orchestra playing something different counts, I guess the Gulbenkian orchestra in Lisbon
not quite the same, but probably a similar reason I can count on fingers of one hand the films I've rewatched by myself
if the same orchestra playing something different counts, I guess the Gulbenkian orchestra in Lisbon
I have yet to sleep more than 2 hours before a flight
brain won't stop
brain won't stop
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I have yet to sleep more than 2 hours before a flight
brain won't stop
brain won't stop
have I honed my composition skills at the piano with pencil n paper and then DAW? Yes
is it still a problem that I am a mediocre pianist and abysmal sightreader? Yes
after 5 years of lessons does the act of practicing any piece of music whatsoever feel like learning the piano from scratch? Yes
is it still a problem that I am a mediocre pianist and abysmal sightreader? Yes
after 5 years of lessons does the act of practicing any piece of music whatsoever feel like learning the piano from scratch? Yes
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
have I honed my composition skills at the piano with pencil n paper and then DAW? Yes
is it still a problem that I am a mediocre pianist and abysmal sightreader? Yes
after 5 years of lessons does the act of practicing any piece of music whatsoever feel like learning the piano from scratch? Yes
is it still a problem that I am a mediocre pianist and abysmal sightreader? Yes
after 5 years of lessons does the act of practicing any piece of music whatsoever feel like learning the piano from scratch? Yes
I spedran that shit: didn't want to be a performer from the start but doodled on a piano as a kid
got forced into piano lessons but didn't know how to articulate what the problem was until my teacher realized that I was really interested in writing my own music and never in playing someone else's
got forced into piano lessons but didn't know how to articulate what the problem was until my teacher realized that I was really interested in writing my own music and never in playing someone else's
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I spedran that shit: didn't want to be a performer from the start but doodled on a piano as a kid
got forced into piano lessons but didn't know how to articulate what the problem was until my teacher realized that I was really interested in writing my own music and never in playing someone else's
got forced into piano lessons but didn't know how to articulate what the problem was until my teacher realized that I was really interested in writing my own music and never in playing someone else's
this is why dentists end up having to teach everybody how to use those things properly
I was an embarrassing amount of years old when I was taught that it works best with the brush at a 45 degree angle to the base of the tooth to prevent plaque buildup in the front AND back, and THEN the top
I was an embarrassing amount of years old when I was taught that it works best with the brush at a 45 degree angle to the base of the tooth to prevent plaque buildup in the front AND back, and THEN the top
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
this is why dentists end up having to teach everybody how to use those things properly
I was an embarrassing amount of years old when I was taught that it works best with the brush at a 45 degree angle to the base of the tooth to prevent plaque buildup in the front AND back, and THEN the top
I was an embarrassing amount of years old when I was taught that it works best with the brush at a 45 degree angle to the base of the tooth to prevent plaque buildup in the front AND back, and THEN the top
Walnut Concert Grand (1908 Steinway) by Imperfect Samples
also Adam Monroe's Honky Tonk Piano
also Adam Monroe's Honky Tonk Piano
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Walnut Concert Grand (1908 Steinway) by Imperfect Samples
also Adam Monroe's Honky Tonk Piano
also Adam Monroe's Honky Tonk Piano
sure, better than a controller with with 37 buttons
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
sure, better than a controller with with 37 buttons
if it means I get to use my NES controller, I'm in
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
if it means I get to use my NES controller, I'm in
do you live in a Caspar David Friedrich painting
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
do you live in a Caspar David Friedrich painting
The instrumental for Kafei's trek up the mountain,
where the snow fools the eye
and the wind whispers...
For Majora, every trick is a treat.
Happy Halloween!
majora.mbulteau.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKR...
where the snow fools the eye
and the wind whispers...
For Majora, every trick is a treat.
Happy Halloween!
majora.mbulteau.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKR...
Majora - Act II, No. 26: The Blizzard (instrumental)
YouTube video by M. Bulteau
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The instrumental for Kafei's trek up the mountain,
where the snow fools the eye
and the wind whispers...
For Majora, every trick is a treat.
Happy Halloween!
majora.mbulteau.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKR...
where the snow fools the eye
and the wind whispers...
For Majora, every trick is a treat.
Happy Halloween!
majora.mbulteau.com
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKR...
thank you for having me! That one's just the start!
October 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
thank you for having me! That one's just the start!
every time I sit down at my DAW after hours of procrastination, I wonder to myself "what the Fuck was I doing wasting away on the couch? This rocks"
I then proceed to be upset at exactly 2 bars for the next 5 hours, curse life, lament my abysmal speed, and by the end of it feel creatively satisfied
I then proceed to be upset at exactly 2 bars for the next 5 hours, curse life, lament my abysmal speed, and by the end of it feel creatively satisfied
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
every time I sit down at my DAW after hours of procrastination, I wonder to myself "what the Fuck was I doing wasting away on the couch? This rocks"
I then proceed to be upset at exactly 2 bars for the next 5 hours, curse life, lament my abysmal speed, and by the end of it feel creatively satisfied
I then proceed to be upset at exactly 2 bars for the next 5 hours, curse life, lament my abysmal speed, and by the end of it feel creatively satisfied
portuguese is woefully neglected online
October 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
portuguese is woefully neglected online
no, you see, you can only be a great composer if you destroy your own hands in a manic pursuit of perfection, and then slowly lose your mind because you're terrified of losing your mind
it's in the rulebook of great composers, which I wrote in my treehouse where only boys are allowed
it's in the rulebook of great composers, which I wrote in my treehouse where only boys are allowed
October 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
no, you see, you can only be a great composer if you destroy your own hands in a manic pursuit of perfection, and then slowly lose your mind because you're terrified of losing your mind
it's in the rulebook of great composers, which I wrote in my treehouse where only boys are allowed
it's in the rulebook of great composers, which I wrote in my treehouse where only boys are allowed
they're hearing the boobies
they're hearing the boobies and they go "eeew boobies" because they're 9 years old and girls aren't allowed in their treehouse
they're hearing the boobies and they go "eeew boobies" because they're 9 years old and girls aren't allowed in their treehouse
October 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
they're hearing the boobies
they're hearing the boobies and they go "eeew boobies" because they're 9 years old and girls aren't allowed in their treehouse
they're hearing the boobies and they go "eeew boobies" because they're 9 years old and girls aren't allowed in their treehouse
in college, I couldn't remember any of the terminology for a Discourse Analysis exam
so for each I substituted a sentence, as if every time to mean "chair" you'd write "object with 4 legs intended for human seating"
passed with a 16/20
had I been a slopper, my brain wouldn't have had the stamina
so for each I substituted a sentence, as if every time to mean "chair" you'd write "object with 4 legs intended for human seating"
passed with a 16/20
had I been a slopper, my brain wouldn't have had the stamina
October 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
in college, I couldn't remember any of the terminology for a Discourse Analysis exam
so for each I substituted a sentence, as if every time to mean "chair" you'd write "object with 4 legs intended for human seating"
passed with a 16/20
had I been a slopper, my brain wouldn't have had the stamina
so for each I substituted a sentence, as if every time to mean "chair" you'd write "object with 4 legs intended for human seating"
passed with a 16/20
had I been a slopper, my brain wouldn't have had the stamina