MICHAΞL
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Making a literal difference, metaphorically
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth thinks we're all really fuckin stupid
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth thinks we're all really fuckin stupid
I don't know if it's the candidates or the press, probably both but I'm soooo tired of everything being framed around what Trump voters want
There are more than enough Democrats to win a Presidential election in this country. You don't have to sell out your (our) principles to win.
There are more than enough Democrats to win a Presidential election in this country. You don't have to sell out your (our) principles to win.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don't know if it's the candidates or the press, probably both but I'm soooo tired of everything being framed around what Trump voters want
There are more than enough Democrats to win a Presidential election in this country. You don't have to sell out your (our) principles to win.
There are more than enough Democrats to win a Presidential election in this country. You don't have to sell out your (our) principles to win.
Double breasted tux with a hoodie. This man should be tried at the Hague
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Double breasted tux with a hoodie. This man should be tried at the Hague
Yea, the only organization on the planet that has to fund pensions for employees who literally aren't even alive yet.
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Yea, the only organization on the planet that has to fund pensions for employees who literally aren't even alive yet.
It's actually like, the explicit point of USPS that it CAN'T make a profit.
It is not profitable to deliver mail and packages to every single address in America. The point of the USPS is to ensure everyone can get mail, not to generate revenue. It's a cost, not a loss
It is not profitable to deliver mail and packages to every single address in America. The point of the USPS is to ensure everyone can get mail, not to generate revenue. It's a cost, not a loss
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It's actually like, the explicit point of USPS that it CAN'T make a profit.
It is not profitable to deliver mail and packages to every single address in America. The point of the USPS is to ensure everyone can get mail, not to generate revenue. It's a cost, not a loss
It is not profitable to deliver mail and packages to every single address in America. The point of the USPS is to ensure everyone can get mail, not to generate revenue. It's a cost, not a loss
Star Trek: To Catch a Space Predator
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Star Trek: To Catch a Space Predator
Reposted by MICHAΞL
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.