MICHAΞL
@mberns247.bsky.social
Making a literal difference, metaphorically
He's going to eat those old people isn't he??
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He's going to eat those old people isn't he??
Need to know how many cigarettes is equal to a Rizzler Berry Arizona Ice Tea
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Need to know how many cigarettes is equal to a Rizzler Berry Arizona Ice Tea
Saw someone post this, gave me a good laugh
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw someone post this, gave me a good laugh
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Kathy Hochul is a generally unremarkable political talent. Teeing her up for a big W like this is either malpractice of the highest order or deliberate self sabotage. Either way you're not going to be governor of jack shit talking like this
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Amazon grocery delivery is pretty good generally, but these substitution suggestions are deranged.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
Yea, I'm sure this recipe that calls for some minced ginger will be totally fine if I swap it out for 3 pounds of sweet potatoes.
I would like to as disrespectfully as possible ask of all Evangelical Christians to absolutely fuck the fuck off with this shit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I would like to as disrespectfully as possible ask of all Evangelical Christians to absolutely fuck the fuck off with this shit.
TIMELY FUCKING TURNOVERS!!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
TIMELY FUCKING TURNOVERS!!!!!!
AJ1 Chicago: ✅
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
AJ1 Chicago: ✅
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
Travis Scott Fragment: 🙏🏻🔜
Afternoon slate brought to you by Blowouts™️
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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DOLPHINS DEFENSE PLAYING INSPIRED!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
DOLPHINS DEFENSE PLAYING INSPIRED!!!!
The whites are at it again
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The whites are at it again
