I have now opened Room 46 and so can resume my life while ignoring the presumably 85% of game remaining

New phones-off preroll that's just the creature growling "Victor" over and over while breaking a stack of cellphones in half one by one

Don't worry, the movie makes sure to have a character say "You are the monster" directly to Dr. Frankenstein, in case this theme was too subtle.

This after a DIFFERENT person's phone went off like six times during the picture, and I just think that a seven-foot-tall man cobbled together from corpses and animated by electricity would never behave this way.

This is such an inexplicable impulse to me. The movie is on Netflix! Watch it at home and take pictures of it there! You can even pause the movie to get exactly the photo you want!!

Hell yeah now the shield-biting pieces are biting chocolate shields

Erik for Senate

Susanna Clarke's "Piranesi" is BEAUTIFUL