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maxwellgatz.bsky.social
@maxwellgatz.bsky.social
✨ Artist / Writer ❄️ Fixation: Spamton ❄️ 日本語を勉強しています ✨

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🧡: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MaxGMerch
🐾: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/reekori
☕: https://maxwellhauskaffee.tumblr.com/
📚: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Maxwell_Gatz/pseuds/Maxwell_Gatz
Derry is so for black people because this deadass has me cackling.
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Downloaded Winter Burrow on a whim because it was on sale and I got access to my Switch back and MAN is it fun!

It's cozy yet demanding enough if you want to kill some time yet feel like you're making progress via engaging game mechanics. Think Konami's Survivor Kids meets Minecraft.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey, everyone!

I'm running a month long Christmas sale on my Etsy shop!

My current merch is Spamton stuff, but I'm blueprinting neutral and Valentine's Tenna / Spamtenna merch for next year!

etsy.com/shop/MaxGMerch
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Shoutout to all the people who've left comments and kudos on my Spamblue fanfic! ✨

Didn't know it reached a 200 milestone.
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Another attempt at making Alastor's sinner form better complement his human one because shit on a stick does it lack continuity.

More info:
maxwellhauskaffee.tumblr.com/post/7994997...
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I tried to save this fuckass design of Alastor in his sinner form.
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It’s honestly hilarious watching Hazbin Hotel boil down to “I like rape” the show lmao.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If I locked in and drew more furry art, there's so many amazing things I could do with my Breaking Bad furry headcanons.
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Aiming to get her next via black gatomon. I already have Angemon.
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'm slowly building my team of sexy humanoid digimon, and I got this dude today. 😈
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Childhood crush on this thing for real.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My favorite meme is texting certain “friends” and seeing they haven’t responded to any of my messages sent over the last year.
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The autism in me has been stimming and throwing up internally at how cute he is when he does this. 😭
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
MY BABIES?! ;O;
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
THIRD TIME WAS THE CHARM. 💪

Yes. I made a THIRD batch of homemade scratch protein noodles and they came out PERFECT.

They cook well / hold their shape and texture regardless of what I’m trying to achieve. Each small serving has around 13-16g of protein with around 20% iron and 15% potassium. 🫰✨
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Lol come on.
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me at 6am as a coworker whispers in my ear about how Israelites are worshipping moloch and eating Palestinian baby corpses as a woman severely threatens to beat her husband -again- for getting the wrong door knob.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Me figuring out the ultimate fix before bed and typing it on my fucking phone. 😭
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Below is what it was like before. Green is Emil (blue addison) and purple is Spamton.

Notice how much more Emil's talking compared to Spamton. This is how I knew it was uneven / a monologue.
October 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Random writing tips I feel like sharing!
(Posted on my Tumblr.)
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My initial batch yesterday failed bc of a lack of gluten. 😮‍💨 Made an entirely new batch today and it’s drying.

Different ingredients this time to make it work! Primarily vital wheat which is very high in protein and gluten for a small amount and lets me keep the legumes as the primary ingredient.
October 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Found out from my coworker of an absent form my managers never told me of despite knowing I’d be requiring surgery for three months now and that I should’ve filled it out a month advance.

Also found out I’ll have to escalate this to HQ.
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had the adhd urge to try and make a high-protein / healthy pasta from scratch using homemade mung bean flour, eggs, carrots, and spinach.

We’ll see how she cooks tomorrow.
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Angel Dust redesign since I already did Alastor and Husk.

Tumblr post with info:
maxwellhauskaffee.tumblr.com/post/7977807...
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Still trying to get an insurance quote from the surgery place which is different from my insurance quote from the surgeon.
October 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM