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Maxathousand
@maxathousand.bsky.social
🔜MFF 2025
30 year old Roo dude hanging about, sharing the goods n' stuff. Expect a range of Vore to occasional cute stuff here. 🧡 @sloshforme.bsky.social

||No minors please🔞||
I've moved quite a few times and picked up some tips on saving money with moving and limiting the body exhaustion. I'm happy to share em' if you'd like. There's too much info to cram in a reply lol.

Also any irl friends willing to help in any way will be much appreciated, be sure to ask.
October 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That's no beer!

That's Nickelodeon slime straight from the tap!!!

...does it taste good? Always wondered
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Mmm little kitty flavor is just tooooo good to not get more of. Big slurps over his torso and face, all around those legs and paws...leading up to snaking tongue between the legs and over his curved back before *glrk*
October 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hey now, I can't help it if he's staring at my tum and maw when I crouch down to talk to him. Or if a small tent in his shrunken clothes gives away how he's feeling about having a large Roo looming over him. Undressing him and then licking all over him was just uh...my way of greeting small guys.
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
But that long drive home is just part of the fun. Who's to say the Jaguar didn't get himself caught already by the Roo by all that subtle flirting, hmm? Makes one think that the shrinking drink was intentional...
October 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mmm now that'd be a delightful ride home. I'd be sure to hit every bump in the road to jostle em' around and lean into every turn.
October 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A fitting way to get a cute jaguar to join me in the locker room and gym. Hefty Roo tum quietly churning over the little guy while I'm going about my usual workout routine. Big question being will the wiggles and squirms last until I hit the showers?
October 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Jag
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1 foot tall
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Get this Roo a chef's hat cuz this cooking is lookin' gooood.

Congrats on figuring out a method that doesn't make your PC try to roleplay as a loud bonfire.
October 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yea but usually they get things sweatier down there. Much more sweaty
October 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I've got you a 3rd option - I wanna eat a big sexy dad.

What better way to achieve a dad bod than to eat one?
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Perhaps he's perpetually clumsy and keeps spilling sticky stuff on the tails, so they're always squished together as one fat tail with a few points sticking out at the end. Or he kept brushing them that way and they got stuck, like a hairdo.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy birthday dude! 🎉🎉🎉
Take note if ya get big cake and one of your buddies is missing
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
;3
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
With some ingenuity and boldness...yes
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Well yea, but then you'd need the cover for yourself and it's occupied.
September 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, you'll enjoy the hand I deal ya then.

And remember, the house always wins. (You're getting wedged between cheeks.)
September 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What, like all quick - belly becomes dragon's new lair kinda fast?

Or slowly paw first with your head stuck n' wedged between cheeks for a day?
September 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
You do what Tumalu does best and "get in there"
September 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gotta give thanks to the struggles, they're what make the belly sounds :3
September 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Thanks ya, I was pleasantly surprised I got the jungle birds chirpin' included in the background of my churns.
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's proper etiquette to treat Tumalu as Tumalu
September 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM