Maximilian Uriarte
@max.terminallance.com
I’m Max. Bestselling author, artist, animator and creator of Terminal Lance! Burrito connoisseur. One in a milian.
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Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
Does anyone else have a dream minor character role for a play or musical. Like, three scenes or less level minor.
Because mine is Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof.
Because mine is Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
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Too spooky for young Marines... 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Too spooky for young Marines... 🎃
On a course of antibiotics for a sinus infection. Any recs for restaurants with poor health ratings I should try?
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
On a course of antibiotics for a sinus infection. Any recs for restaurants with poor health ratings I should try?
So we need like 17 nuclear reactors to power chatGPT emails and slop art that is still not up to the level of human brains running purely on coffee and dreams. What am I missing here?
October 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So we need like 17 nuclear reactors to power chatGPT emails and slop art that is still not up to the level of human brains running purely on coffee and dreams. What am I missing here?
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Behind the Scenes - Aura Farming | TL Underground
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October 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
I feel like people are waiting for me to have some important insight into this whole shit show we are in. I don't. Nothing I can say is anything everyone else isn't already saying.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like people are waiting for me to have some important insight into this whole shit show we are in. I don't. Nothing I can say is anything everyone else isn't already saying.
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Today, I watched my friend, Marine Sgt. Matthew Moores (ret.), receive his Purple Heart for wounds received in action on September 8, 2013 in Afghanistan. Afterwards, he laid a wreath on Gen. George Washington’s tomb. His citation is signed by Marine Commandant Gen. Eric Smith.
October 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today, I watched my friend, Marine Sgt. Matthew Moores (ret.), receive his Purple Heart for wounds received in action on September 8, 2013 in Afghanistan. Afterwards, he laid a wreath on Gen. George Washington’s tomb. His citation is signed by Marine Commandant Gen. Eric Smith.
“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11”
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11”
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
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September 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
If the rapture happens this week, Uber drivers that drive with the air turned off are definitely getting left behind.
September 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If the rapture happens this week, Uber drivers that drive with the air turned off are definitely getting left behind.
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September 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Testing out some ink on paper techniques with Pentel brush pens today
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Testing out some ink on paper techniques with Pentel brush pens today
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It must be the... saltpeter... 😤
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It must be the... saltpeter... 😤
9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
Chow is continuous. 😊
Time for chow! You’ve worked hard, time to take a break for yummy munchies! 🍎
September 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Chow is continuous. 😊
High key, this champ's rizz hits different
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August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
High key, this champ's rizz hits different
Me: So, long story short, we are primates that evolved on a wet rock orbiting a ball of nuclear explosions and we made up literally all the rules ourselves within the last 2000 years, but you do have to finish your mac and cheese before you can watch TV
My 4 year old: …
My 4 year old: …
August 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Me: So, long story short, we are primates that evolved on a wet rock orbiting a ball of nuclear explosions and we made up literally all the rules ourselves within the last 2000 years, but you do have to finish your mac and cheese before you can watch TV
My 4 year old: …
My 4 year old: …
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August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It was a great privilege to talk w/ @max.terminallance.com, creator of @terminallance.com, on this “Marine Pulse” episode for @warontherocks.bsky.social members. Come for the comic’s origin story, stay to find out which one is Max’s favorite!
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August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It was a great privilege to talk w/ @max.terminallance.com, creator of @terminallance.com, on this “Marine Pulse” episode for @warontherocks.bsky.social members. Come for the comic’s origin story, stay to find out which one is Max’s favorite!
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He just parachuted??? From today’s Battlefield 6 beta livestream.
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
He just parachuted??? From today’s Battlefield 6 beta livestream.
My 4yo (writing numbers): zero means nothing. If you don’t got food, or toys, you got NOTHING.
August 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My 4yo (writing numbers): zero means nothing. If you don’t got food, or toys, you got NOTHING.
Beautiful Sunday to take the train to the city and explore Pier 39. I ❤️SF
August 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Beautiful Sunday to take the train to the city and explore Pier 39. I ❤️SF