this band is beloved in my family as is this song.

and am proud (?) to have made myself equally as mortified in public as my dude was for being called out for having resting bitch face. it was an experience. no doubt we are a couple of fucking weirdos.

he becomes confused and thrown off, thinking we might be related, and i clarify that nonono, my mom and dad were at a party at *his* dad's house (comedian would've been in his early teens at that point) and had sex in his bed. anyway, i'm now doing the thing where i rethink every second of that...

so then i blurt out, to change the subject in front of a few hundred people, that, reportedly, i was concieved in the comedian's dad's bed. which is 100% true. he cracks up and says "my dad was a whore!" and i nod, because he talks about his dad often in his shows.

too old for that shit. but the band sounds great. as was night heron.