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Uncool adult. From the other site.
There seems to be so many ways to make a Buffalo wing on a hat look cooler than...whatever it is they came up with. The gob of blue cheese "baseball" looks especially odd
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The channels get more and more esoteric as you go. You pass a threshold around channel 300 and it becomes Christian Ska Bangers. Holiday Reggaeton For Study And Relaxation. Yacht Rock For Dogs.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My new game show is called "look at this hat from this Minor League Baseball theme night and reverse-engineer what American city this is from"
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One step up from the Minor League Baseball "literal clipart of food" theme hat is the "anthropomorphized food acting a little silly" theme hat
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Showing up to a room, writing your essay (on a laptop) on a one-hour deadline, and submitting it, is honestly better training for 90% of real-world careers than a take-home project
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Skills Development Fund deserves to be the big hot scandal of the moment.

An auditor general's report found that MORE THAN HALF of the time, the Ontario Doug Ford government overrode higher-scoring applicants to give grants to lower-scoring applicants who had ties to the Conservatives
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Nope, it's just drawn with my mouse like a simpleton
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At the last World Cup, I remember all footy fans at the pub could talk about was Qatari emir Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani, a name they all definitely knew
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How can it be clickbait if there is nothing to click and it's a Wikipedia article
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
His dad's a Man United fan so I figured making a Man City player ruin the sandwich with stinky fish would be appreciated
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Absolutely
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM