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Uncool adult. From the other site.
And then you get the hobbies that just ask more questions than answers
What do you mean "collecting goods of Bathynomus giganteus"?? So those are giant underwater isopods that looks like cockroaches. You collect their... goods??
What do you mean "collecting goods of Bathynomus giganteus"?? So those are giant underwater isopods that looks like cockroaches. You collect their... goods??
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
And then you get the hobbies that just ask more questions than answers
What do you mean "collecting goods of Bathynomus giganteus"?? So those are giant underwater isopods that looks like cockroaches. You collect their... goods??
What do you mean "collecting goods of Bathynomus giganteus"?? So those are giant underwater isopods that looks like cockroaches. You collect their... goods??
There's a mandatory "Hobbies" section on the international figure skating union website, and I am learning a surprising number of the world's top figure skaters are huge nerds (complimentary)
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
There's a mandatory "Hobbies" section on the international figure skating union website, and I am learning a surprising number of the world's top figure skaters are huge nerds (complimentary)
#2 most-watched show on HBO in AUSTRALIA.
Australia said
Australia said
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#2 most-watched show on HBO in AUSTRALIA.
Australia said
Australia said
R-rated Crosby/Ovechkin fanfic is officially the #1 Canadian cultural export since Schitt's Creek. Canada is back
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
R-rated Crosby/Ovechkin fanfic is officially the #1 Canadian cultural export since Schitt's Creek. Canada is back
My new game show is called "look at this hat from this Minor League Baseball theme night and reverse-engineer what American city this is from"
December 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My new game show is called "look at this hat from this Minor League Baseball theme night and reverse-engineer what American city this is from"
One step up from the Minor League Baseball "literal clipart of food" theme hat is the "anthropomorphized food acting a little silly" theme hat
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
One step up from the Minor League Baseball "literal clipart of food" theme hat is the "anthropomorphized food acting a little silly" theme hat
There are an alarming number of fitted hats on Lids from random Minor League theme nights that are just photos of foods on hats for $50
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There are an alarming number of fitted hats on Lids from random Minor League theme nights that are just photos of foods on hats for $50
This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Here's the latest in "every person in the Ontario government is corrupt as hell" news
Updated for December 2025.
A lot's changed in a year.
A lot's changed in a year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Updated for December 2025.
A lot's changed in a year.
A lot's changed in a year.
There's a strip club in Belleville, ON called the Go-Go Club that looks like it used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and all the reviews talk about is how the place smells overwhelmingly of deli meats
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
There's a strip club in Belleville, ON called the Go-Go Club that looks like it used to be a Pizza Hut in the 90s, and all the reviews talk about is how the place smells overwhelmingly of deli meats
"Kevinism" is the name of a phenomenon in Germany of kids given trendy-sounding American names like Kevin in the early 90s, often seen as a marker of being low-society/déclassé
![Kevinismus ("Kevinism") is a German term for the practice of giving children trendy, exotic-sounding names as opposed to traditional German ones. It is often considered to be an indicator of low social class.[1] The prototypical example is Kevin, which like most such names came to Germany from Anglo-American culture. Specifically, the 1990 comedy Home Alone (the German title of which, Kevin – Allein zu Haus, includes the hero's name) is credited with making Kevin the most popular boys' name chosen in Germany in 1991.[2] Kevin Costner's 1990 film Dances with Wolves is often cited as an additional factor.[3]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bumu6s332o24fppobse7j3ms/bafkreigpvijgzkb6mtgtk3flhxf4p6ycqwettbxbdh3vrrweu6nji25chi@jpeg)
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"Kevinism" is the name of a phenomenon in Germany of kids given trendy-sounding American names like Kevin in the early 90s, often seen as a marker of being low-society/déclassé
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My friend's kid has been in the hospital. I wanted to make him something. He likes soccer, and he likes food. So I wrote & drew him a silly little book called THE SOCCER SANDWICH.
Here, let me read it to you!
Here, let me read it to you!
Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here's another vintage Smirnoff ad from 1977 advertising two ways to serve vodka at a dinner party: a vodka soda (possibly the most normal cocktail in existence) and vodka mixed with cold beef bouillon (a product of a generation raised on lead paint)
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
In the 1960s there was a brief fad for a cocktail called The Bullshot containing beef broth, vodka, and worcestershire sauce.
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Both Campbell's Soup and Smirnoff vodka put out magazine ads advertising the drink
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Erika Kirk is really gonna claim she was secretly pregnant with Charlie's baby even when the kid comes out the womb looking like this
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
These are the world curling rankings 14 years ago, and today.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
Look at the change in Canadian flags. It's remarkable how much the rest of the world has caught up to Canada in the past decade, on both the men's and women's side.
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So in other words Justin Bieber... went... golfing?
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
America if everyone could simply have a beer on the train instead of having to wait in TSA for a delayed Southwest Airlines flight that transfers in Dallas
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
America if everyone could simply have a beer on the train instead of having to wait in TSA for a delayed Southwest Airlines flight that transfers in Dallas
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What taking rail transit instead of flying ONCE does to a person
this old guy's truck is the correct energy to have as a retiree
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this old guy's truck is the correct energy to have as a retiree
As part of the Raptors' 8-game win streak, the team posts a locker room victory photo after each game, and my favourite ongoing bit is how Gradey Dick hits the exact same tough-guy pose in the same spot in all of them
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As part of the Raptors' 8-game win streak, the team posts a locker room victory photo after each game, and my favourite ongoing bit is how Gradey Dick hits the exact same tough-guy pose in the same spot in all of them