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Sledge. Yes, really. 🟦
@mattsledge.xyz
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Sarcasm is my weapon. Posts about music/sports/tech/stuff. College football/#MACtion/Lapsed Reds fan. Lives in Oxford, Ohio. Past: Radio dork at WOXY-FM/97X, WNKU and Inhailer.com. Present: I manage. DEI advocate.
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An apology letter addressed to Cincinnati, referencing an unfortunate incident involving a promotion at Pinedale Mall where turkeys were believed to fly. It states a pledge of $10,000 to the Greater Cincinnati SPCA and a commitment to avoid animal-based promotions. The letter is signed by Arthur Carlson, WKRP Station Director, with logos for Carlson Media and WKRP included. A small image of a man appears to the right of the signature.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
A group of people stands on the steps of a building. One person at a podium speaks, while others, including a person dressed in a costume made of brown plastic bags, look on. The podium displays a sign with the name "Councilmember Chris Seelbach." The group appears to be involved in a public event or press conference.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Presented without comment.
Time for a Thanksgiving 'fart walk.' Here's how it can help you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This is so dumb.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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I was robbed - ROBBED - I tell you. Looks like I forgot the hookers & blow to someone at The Enquirer and they held a grudge.
We ranked Cincinnati's top 20 radio personalities of all time
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A front row ticket for this show costs over $1,000.

That is not a typo.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Read from bottom to top.

Perfection.
NG Ghostbusters (1984) @ghost... • 9m Zuul! •1 . •• Big Ben @bigbenclock.bsky.s... • 9m BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG . •• Robocop (1987) @robocop19... • 9m Four, three, two, one. 企 • • •
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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"I am sitting in the morning
At the diner on the corner
I am waiting at the counter
For the man to pour the coffee
And he fills it only halfway
And before I even argue
He is looking out the window
At somebody coming in

Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da..."
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I couldn’t resist when I saw this. I’ll probably hate it after a few.
Goldfish crackers with Frank’s Red Hot flavoring.
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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And people wonder why journalism is dead...
Text image featuring a list of top headlines, including: 1. Will Joe Burrow play in Bengals vs. Patriots game? Everything we know. 2. Here's when we would know if Joe Burrow will play vs. New England Patriots. 3. Why is Ja'Marr Chase suspended for Bengals vs. Patriots? 4. Check our inspection reports before picking a restaurant for Thanksgiving. 5. Just Askin': Can I throw away single-use batteries in the garbage?
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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And again…
Sledge. Matt Sledge. @mattsledge.xyz Every day something stupider happens with this administration. It's like a meth-head on a weeklong binge got a hold of Mad Libs and just starting making stuff up... and it all became real. May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The current administration does not want you to vote. Or even to try to mail your absentee ballot if it's late.

The vote passed along party lines, natch.

https://www.journal-news.com/local/ohio-ends-4-day-grace-period-for-mailed-absentee-ballots/4ULCKBUYZJAONN6LU4FVU5V27A/
Text excerpt discussing the Ohio legislature's vote to eliminate a four-day post-election grace period for counting mail-in absentee ballots in the 2024 presidential election, following threats from the U.S. Department of Justice.
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Reading the headlines of the day and I can’t pick just one so here we go again:
Sledge. Matt Sledge. @mattsledge.xyz Every day something stupider happens with this administration. It's like a meth-head on a weeklong binge got a hold of Mad Libs and just starting making stuff up... and it all became real. May 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM.
November 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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This description gives me a headache.
Officially Licensed Gear Men's Cincinnati Reds Darius Rucker Collection by Fanatics Cream Polar Fleece Full-Zip Hoodie Men's Cincinnati Reds Darius Rucker Collection full-zip hoodie in cream with red accents. Features the word "REDS" and a baseball mascot graphic. The hoodie has two front pockets and a hood with drawstrings. Text indicates it is officially licensed gear and notes "Almost Gone!".
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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post your favorite star trek character. wrong answers only.
Two men pose together in front of a blue background with various letters and symbols. On the left, a man in a white naval uniform with gold decorations and a peaked cap. On the right, a man in a brown leather jacket over a white shirt. Both have serious expressions.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Just read. You’ll know it when you see it.
Mixed feelings. The good and the very very very bad. Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2022 Color: A1 I have memory issues and this cat feeder is exactly what I needed. My cat, Clawmydia would constantly remind me to give her treats... she still does even after I've given her some to test me. Now I have. the perfect device to dispence her crunchies so I don't have to worry about it! Easy to program and works like a charm!!! The bad.... She HATES it. She can no longer fool me into giving her more treats. She will try to dismantle or break it I'm pretty sure. The creators of this fine product anticipated this also!!!... It comes with a safety lock keeping the lid firmly attached!!! They knew cats would not be too thrilled. The only thing missing is a chain or industrial glue to keep it bolted in place.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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*taps the sign. again*
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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There's no way in Hell this would happen. And if it does... well, I guess Thom might have a damn stroke.
Notification from ESPN discussing the Cincinnati Reds’ potential offseason move, suggesting they should sign Kyle Schwarber, a player from Middletown, Ohio (cue Thom Brenneman). The notification is titled "Perfect offseason move" and shows the ESPN logo along with a small Cincinnati Reds logo.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Midwestern weather is so dumb. I'm getting ready to go to work dressed up like it's January with the winter coat and hat.

On Saturday it'll be back in the 60's.
Weather forecast for Oxford: Current temperature is 25°F. 11 PM to 4 AM temperatures with mostly clear skies, dropping from 25°F at 11 PM to 22°F at 4 AM. High of 32°F and low of 25°F. Icons indicate varying cloud cover.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I am almost shocked that the media panic for the first possible snowfall of the year has not started yet.
Forecast details for Sunday Night and Monday: - **Sunday Night**: Likely rain and snow showers before 7 PM, then a chance of snow showers. Cloudy with a low of around 24°F, northwest wind at 10 mph, gusts up to 21 mph, 60% chance of precipitation, and less than half an inch of new snow accumulation possible. - **Monday**: Snow showers likely after 1 PM, mostly cloudy, high near 35°F, west wind 9-14 mph, 60% chance of precipitation, and less than one inch of new snow accumulation possible.
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Gee, I wonder why she lost. I am STUMPED.
'Most hated person in Colerain' loses trustee election Colerain Township Trustees Dan Unger and Cathy Ulrich won reelection, defeating candidate Carrie Davis. Davis campaigned with election signs declaring herself the "most hated person in Colerain." She is a longtime activist in the township who once sued Colerain officials for violating her First Amendment rights. Davis received 12% of the vote and came in fifth of the five trustee candidates, according to unofficial results.
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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I remember when school board elections used to be boring affairs.
Image of a pamphlet with bold text that reads "EXTREME RIGHT-WING SCHOOL BOARD CANDIDATE PEEPING TOM HEISLER WAS BUSTED." Below, a statement describes Tom Heisler's alleged actions of sneaking around a school, taking photos near student bathrooms, and posting images online to intimidate teachers. The pamphlet emphasizes that Heisler made teachers and students feel unsafe. There are two blurred images depicting a person in a corridor, and the bottom contains contact information for the Ohio Democratic Party. The overall design features striking red and black colors to convey urgency.
November 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Sports juice, again.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I’d say Bluesky has the sports juice.
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A friendly reminder:
Inflatable decorations of Santa Claus and a turkey in a yard. The turkey is wearing a black hat and holding a sign that says, "WAIT YOUR TURN, FAT BOY." Santa Claus appears to be lying on the ground with a candy cane in his hand. Trees and a house are visible in the background.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM