Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap.bsky.social
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
Can’t see if cuz I don’t have threads but I’ve seen lots of her content and she does amazing stuff with her hair.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Can’t see if cuz I don’t have threads but I’ve seen lots of her content and she does amazing stuff with her hair.
I turned around at 5:35 and it was dark. DAMN.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I turned around at 5:35 and it was dark. DAMN.
Oh to have been a witness!
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh to have been a witness!
Because it’s The New York Times.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Because it’s The New York Times.
Only pouring back to you all the love and kindness you pour out to others. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Only pouring back to you all the love and kindness you pour out to others. ❤️
I have to assume he had security with him because otherwise he’d have been dead in minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I have to assume he had security with him because otherwise he’d have been dead in minutes.
Me, last night
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November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Me, last night
Knead Biscuits in honor of Bad Janet. ❤️
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November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Knead Biscuits in honor of Bad Janet. ❤️
Search Battlestar Galactica. There’s more.
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November 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Search Battlestar Galactica. There’s more.
You just need to go watch Penny Dreadful again.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You just need to go watch Penny Dreadful again.
It absolutely is. A nice tart apple with some sharp cheddar cheese?
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November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It absolutely is. A nice tart apple with some sharp cheddar cheese?
Goddamn right.
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Goddamn right.
It is the only proper accompaniment for apple pie. I will not be taking questions or comments.
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It is the only proper accompaniment for apple pie. I will not be taking questions or comments.
Marnie, I am so sorry. May her memory be a blessing and may you all find some measure of peace.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Marnie, I am so sorry. May her memory be a blessing and may you all find some measure of peace.
I’m so glad! (He is pretty awesome)
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m so glad! (He is pretty awesome)
I’m so incredibly sorry. 2025 has been a real dick of a year to you both.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m so incredibly sorry. 2025 has been a real dick of a year to you both.
And then he sent this
(That is the 20 year old sitting in a movie theater seat.)
My kid cracks me up.
(That is the 20 year old sitting in a movie theater seat.)
My kid cracks me up.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
And then he sent this
(That is the 20 year old sitting in a movie theater seat.)
My kid cracks me up.
(That is the 20 year old sitting in a movie theater seat.)
My kid cracks me up.