Matilda Flapweezer
@mattieflap.bsky.social
Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.
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Uhhhhhh, Vfib is real bad. Did they mean Afib? Or is this dude gonna drop dead with no warning?
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Uhhhhhh, Vfib is real bad. Did they mean Afib? Or is this dude gonna drop dead with no warning?
Yup. Still mad this morning.
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yup. Still mad this morning.
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
(I know this is cryptic. It’s too long a tale for BlueSky. Suffice to say that some shit went down with my Dad and I’m mad about it.)
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
It’s been a long week and an even longer day today. The capper of which is that I stepped in cold dog shit on my basement floor.
a man is talking to a woman with the words if that 's not a win i don 't know what is
ALT: a man is talking to a woman with the words if that 's not a win i don 't know what is
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It’s been a long week and an even longer day today. The capper of which is that I stepped in cold dog shit on my basement floor.
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November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My 16 year old sent me this
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My 16 year old sent me this
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Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Carrick. Amanda Ave. Caller said her boyfriend discovered her OnlyFans account and he got a big problem with it.
How many Boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How many Boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Just one. They stand there and hold it while the world revolves around them.
Who here has tried Factor meals?
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Who here has tried Factor meals?
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
I’m looking for ways to help a very stubborn Boomer.
They better not close that one Wendy’s on the north side. The employees will shank corporate.
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They better not close that one Wendy’s on the north side. The employees will shank corporate.
Lead? What leaf? #thedreadpuppyroberts
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Lead? What leaf? #thedreadpuppyroberts
So resign, you fucking traitor.
In an emotional excerpt from his new book, Sen. John Fetterman said he should have dropped out of his 2022 senatorial race while severely battling depression after his stroke.
John Fetterman said he ‘should have quit’ Senate bid in an excerpt from his new book
John Fetterman gave an emotional look into his struggle with depression in an excerpt of his new book Unfettered.
www.inquirer.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
So resign, you fucking traitor.
On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank during a massive fall storm.
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
On this day in 1975, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank during a massive fall storm.
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Take it away, Gordon.
youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I hate this country.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I hate this country.
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THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
PeaceLoveCanada.ca
Front stoop looking autumnal.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Front stoop looking autumnal.
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BREAKING: Pennsylvania is now driving out November SNAP benefits.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
BREAKING: Pennsylvania is now driving out November SNAP benefits.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
After we won in court yesterday, we moved quickly to start getting benefits loaded on EBT cards and out the door — and we're working to get every Pennsylvanian currently waiting for federal food assistance benefits what they're owed.
You mean co-THIEF. Watson and Crick took credit for Rosalind Franklin’s work.
NEW YORK (AP) — James Watson, co-discoverer of the double-helix shape of DNA, has died at age 97.
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You mean co-THIEF. Watson and Crick took credit for Rosalind Franklin’s work.
Who has 2 thumbs and just wrote her yearly self-evaluation? This gal.
(Short version: I’m awesome.)
(Short version: I’m awesome.)
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Who has 2 thumbs and just wrote her yearly self-evaluation? This gal.
(Short version: I’m awesome.)
(Short version: I’m awesome.)
If the men running health systems want to make money, they better accept women in the workplace. Not a single dime is made in healthcare without medical coders. That workforce is overwhelmingly female. We walk, you fail.
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If the men running health systems want to make money, they better accept women in the workplace. Not a single dime is made in healthcare without medical coders. That workforce is overwhelmingly female. We walk, you fail.
November 6th and the snapdragons are still blooming.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
November 6th and the snapdragons are still blooming.