Matt "Matthew" Hofmann
@matthofmann.bsky.social
Film | Design | Photos | Writer | ADHD
Friend of all chips.
www.matthofmann.com
Friend of all chips.
www.matthofmann.com
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A little introduction now that I’ve fully relocated to this nice place. I broadly work across the creative plane (thanks ADHD), mostly focusing on video editing and photography. Based in Melbourne, Australia, here’s a few bits of photography work ☺️
#photography #photographer
#photography #photographer
A reminder that life is complicated and not everything has to make sense. For example you can condemn all acts of murder while still giggling that a dork-ass loser who saw kids deaths from gun violence as nothing but collateral damage no longer exists. The world is a messy place, enjoy what you can.
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
A reminder that life is complicated and not everything has to make sense. For example you can condemn all acts of murder while still giggling that a dork-ass loser who saw kids deaths from gun violence as nothing but collateral damage no longer exists. The world is a messy place, enjoy what you can.
Huge congrats to @benstiller.redhour.com and co. for the well deserved array of Emmy nominations for Severance. Now, season 3 please!
July 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Huge congrats to @benstiller.redhour.com and co. for the well deserved array of Emmy nominations for Severance. Now, season 3 please!
Are soccer fans so notoriously violent because of how bored they are
May 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Are soccer fans so notoriously violent because of how bored they are
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For gods sake just tell us if they're fuckin giants or not
February 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
For gods sake just tell us if they're fuckin giants or not
Quit mucking around and give us the inevitable dinosaurs in space movie
February 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Quit mucking around and give us the inevitable dinosaurs in space movie
Let me just remind you of the deal again, you keep patting me and I pretend to watch these dumbshit movies with you
February 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Let me just remind you of the deal again, you keep patting me and I pretend to watch these dumbshit movies with you
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As well as currently being the best thing on TV, #Severance is also super ADHD friendly as I’m too scared to look at my phone in case I miss something
January 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
As well as currently being the best thing on TV, #Severance is also super ADHD friendly as I’m too scared to look at my phone in case I miss something
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A little obsessed with this behind-the-scenes clip of Adam Scott’s “Severance” hallway run.
(via Distressed Film)
@benstiller.redhour.com
@severedup.bsky.social
@lumoncollector.bsky.social
(via Distressed Film)
@benstiller.redhour.com
@severedup.bsky.social
@lumoncollector.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A little obsessed with this behind-the-scenes clip of Adam Scott’s “Severance” hallway run.
(via Distressed Film)
@benstiller.redhour.com
@severedup.bsky.social
@lumoncollector.bsky.social
(via Distressed Film)
@benstiller.redhour.com
@severedup.bsky.social
@lumoncollector.bsky.social
There will never be anything like the big 3 again, but this is also a pretty distinct changing of the guard 🎾
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There will never be anything like the big 3 again, but this is also a pretty distinct changing of the guard 🎾
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Them:
What are you thinking about?
Me:
Irving painting the Training Floor hallway while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.
Them:
No, like sexy stuff what are you thinking about?
Me:
Oh, sorry. Irving and Burt in the plant room.
#Severance
What are you thinking about?
Me:
Irving painting the Training Floor hallway while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.
Them:
No, like sexy stuff what are you thinking about?
Me:
Oh, sorry. Irving and Burt in the plant room.
#Severance
January 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Them:
What are you thinking about?
Me:
Irving painting the Training Floor hallway while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.
Them:
No, like sexy stuff what are you thinking about?
Me:
Oh, sorry. Irving and Burt in the plant room.
#Severance
What are you thinking about?
Me:
Irving painting the Training Floor hallway while listening to Motorhead's Ace of Spades.
Them:
No, like sexy stuff what are you thinking about?
Me:
Oh, sorry. Irving and Burt in the plant room.
#Severance
Two sentence horror story:
He squeezed the button in his hand over and over. The MRI technician was unaware.
He squeezed the button in his hand over and over. The MRI technician was unaware.
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Two sentence horror story:
He squeezed the button in his hand over and over. The MRI technician was unaware.
He squeezed the button in his hand over and over. The MRI technician was unaware.
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Reminder: THE GLOBAL CLIMATE MOVEMENT IS STRONGER THAN ANY LEADER
January 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reminder: THE GLOBAL CLIMATE MOVEMENT IS STRONGER THAN ANY LEADER
I love tennis, donuts, and Alex De Minaur 🎾
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I love tennis, donuts, and Alex De Minaur 🎾
LEARNER TIENNNNNN 🎾🎾🎾🎾
January 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
LEARNER TIENNNNNN 🎾🎾🎾🎾
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Sinner is about to dismantle Schoolkate so it’s time to switch over and manifest 🎾
Cannot wait for Vukic/Duckworth to put Kokk/C*ck to bed early 🎾
January 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Sinner is about to dismantle Schoolkate so it’s time to switch over and manifest 🎾
📽️📽️New #filmsky challenge📽️📽️
Name 20 films. Just name them. No photos or reviews. Just say a name of a film. You don’t even have to like it. The feed is clogged with this stuff anyway so just go off
Name 20 films. Just name them. No photos or reviews. Just say a name of a film. You don’t even have to like it. The feed is clogged with this stuff anyway so just go off
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
📽️📽️New #filmsky challenge📽️📽️
Name 20 films. Just name them. No photos or reviews. Just say a name of a film. You don’t even have to like it. The feed is clogged with this stuff anyway so just go off
Name 20 films. Just name them. No photos or reviews. Just say a name of a film. You don’t even have to like it. The feed is clogged with this stuff anyway so just go off
Cannot wait for Vukic/Duckworth to put Kokk/C*ck to bed early 🎾
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Cannot wait for Vukic/Duckworth to put Kokk/C*ck to bed early 🎾
Schoolkate has won 10/12 serve volleys to 0/0 from Sinner. Like a walk back in time 🎾
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Schoolkate has won 10/12 serve volleys to 0/0 from Sinner. Like a walk back in time 🎾
Ruud, Tiafoe, Rublev, Tsitsipas, Dimitrov, Hurkacz all done by the second round and there’s more carnage to come. I god damn love grand slams 🎾
January 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Ruud, Tiafoe, Rublev, Tsitsipas, Dimitrov, Hurkacz all done by the second round and there’s more carnage to come. I god damn love grand slams 🎾
Sinner having a bit of a stunted start to the AO so far. Door is wide open for this title though I think Alcaraz looks the strongest. Would love a semi-final berth for demon 😈🎾
January 16, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Sinner having a bit of a stunted start to the AO so far. Door is wide open for this title though I think Alcaraz looks the strongest. Would love a semi-final berth for demon 😈🎾
January 14, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Come give us a follow for all your news about the Aussie craft beer industry!
Hello. Would anybody like posts about The Australian Craft Beer Industry?
January 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Come give us a follow for all your news about the Aussie craft beer industry!
Being Australian you have to be a pretty annoying sook for me to want a brit to win 🎾
#tennissky
#fearnleyvkyrgios
#tennissky
#fearnleyvkyrgios
January 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Being Australian you have to be a pretty annoying sook for me to want a brit to win 🎾
#tennissky
#fearnleyvkyrgios
#tennissky
#fearnleyvkyrgios