Matthew Soberman
@matthewsoberman.bsky.social
Muppy Award-winning writer for ToughPigs, Riffer of Videos for ScreenHoleTV's VHS. Sometimes I dress up like Figment, too.
Counterpoint: Carrots the Dancing Horse should have won because of Nat Muskrat’s almost supernatural ability to propel himself off the stage by kicking his feet in the air.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Counterpoint: Carrots the Dancing Horse should have won because of Nat Muskrat’s almost supernatural ability to propel himself off the stage by kicking his feet in the air.
Good luck getting him to sit at the table, though.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Good luck getting him to sit at the table, though.
Beverly Plume is the ultimate time foe.
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Alt: The TARDIS flies through time and space.
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November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Beverly Plume is the ultimate time foe.
“Wait, you guys have working bathrooms AND water fountains?”
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Wait, you guys have working bathrooms AND water fountains?”
Hey Becca, by any chance did you order a chocolate rabbit?
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hey Becca, by any chance did you order a chocolate rabbit?
Umm… okay.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Umm… okay.
COULD LEEK GO
Wait, that’s not right…
Wait, that’s not right…
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
COULD LEEK GO
Wait, that’s not right…
Wait, that’s not right…
Look, I’m not saying I need anything from the nation’s cheese reserves, but I would like to sample it, just to know what it tastes like. I’ve never turned down a cheese sample at the supermarket, and I wouldn’t turn it down from my government!
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Look, I’m not saying I need anything from the nation’s cheese reserves, but I would like to sample it, just to know what it tastes like. I’ve never turned down a cheese sample at the supermarket, and I wouldn’t turn it down from my government!
Kevin Bacon? From that SXSW appearance with Cookie Monster?
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Kevin Bacon? From that SXSW appearance with Cookie Monster?
Umm, I’m pretty sure you mean Steve Martin, from that video where he and Kermit play “Dueling Banjos.”
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Umm, I’m pretty sure you mean Steve Martin, from that video where he and Kermit play “Dueling Banjos.”
Dang, you were there for that? The best “I was there” moment I’ve got is Gary Sheffield’s 500th home run.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Dang, you were there for that? The best “I was there” moment I’ve got is Gary Sheffield’s 500th home run.
Thank you so much for joining us! The Rizzo/Captain America mashup was one of my favorites.
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Thank you so much for joining us! The Rizzo/Captain America mashup was one of my favorites.
That stinks, man. But if you’re not doing anything, you can watch me be a contestant on “Pass Around the Meatloaf!”
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That stinks, man. But if you’re not doing anything, you can watch me be a contestant on “Pass Around the Meatloaf!”
I’m rooting for you!
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Alt: Fozzie Bear is holding a foam finger with “#1” on it.
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October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m rooting for you!
I remember those! They were really good.
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I remember those! They were really good.
Hey, this way you’ll always remember!
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September 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hey, this way you’ll always remember!
I just went a week ago, and my favorite was El Artista: A Spanish Haunting. The most visually beautiful of the houses, with some top notch scareactors.
September 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I just went a week ago, and my favorite was El Artista: A Spanish Haunting. The most visually beautiful of the houses, with some top notch scareactors.