Matthew Neale
@matthewgneale.com
apps texting me like fuckboys on MDMA part 14,728
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
apps texting me like fuckboys on MDMA part 14,728
become ungovernable
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
become ungovernable
This is fine, probably
October 20, 2025 at 8:54 AM
This is fine, probably
this is just an r/dreams fan account now
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
this is just an r/dreams fan account now
what is the fucking point of AI if it's not going to recognise the massive chip on my shoulder and gossip to me accordingly
October 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
what is the fucking point of AI if it's not going to recognise the massive chip on my shoulder and gossip to me accordingly
I'm not interested in your MBTI, tell me what choices you made at the end of 1000xRESIST
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm not interested in your MBTI, tell me what choices you made at the end of 1000xRESIST
I'm very sorry to report that reddit is now the best social media
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm very sorry to report that reddit is now the best social media
I'm generally a supporter of restorative justice but I don't believe these people can be safely rehabilitated into society
September 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm generally a supporter of restorative justice but I don't believe these people can be safely rehabilitated into society
Oh that was indeed fun (and new) to me, thank you!
September 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh that was indeed fun (and new) to me, thank you!
I don't know what the Crab Museum is going through right now, but I am ready to take up arms and fight as they navigate forwards, and possibly sideways, through this moment of darkness
August 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I don't know what the Crab Museum is going through right now, but I am ready to take up arms and fight as they navigate forwards, and possibly sideways, through this moment of darkness
It's just time to accept that there's an entire generation whose brains have been toxified by mold and that's why they've become obsessed with hating trans people and speedrunning divorce
August 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's just time to accept that there's an entire generation whose brains have been toxified by mold and that's why they've become obsessed with hating trans people and speedrunning divorce
I've already promised to lend my copy to two friends after telling everyone how good it is! It's beautifully written - this is one of my favourite lines from any piece of critical theory ✨ (looking forward to reading more of your work when I get time too!)
August 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I've already promised to lend my copy to two friends after telling everyone how good it is! It's beautifully written - this is one of my favourite lines from any piece of critical theory ✨ (looking forward to reading more of your work when I get time too!)
I have a friend who is obsessed with this film and I bought them DEBS stickers a few years back - immediately forwarded this piece and they adored it!
August 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I have a friend who is obsessed with this film and I bought them DEBS stickers a few years back - immediately forwarded this piece and they adored it!
I wish Modi nothing but the worst but also congratulations on successfully negotiating with all 17 UK prime ministers from the last three years
May 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wish Modi nothing but the worst but also congratulations on successfully negotiating with all 17 UK prime ministers from the last three years
I've been excited to read this one for a while and it is predictably superb, a conversation that deserves to be yelled over the endless, tinny chit-chat of the culture wars
May 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I've been excited to read this one for a while and it is predictably superb, a conversation that deserves to be yelled over the endless, tinny chit-chat of the culture wars
just vibing in the darkest corners of heaven wbu
May 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
just vibing in the darkest corners of heaven wbu
Popped out to the shops in my cutest blue nails and Disco Elysium hoodie this morning and realised I've grown into the adorable lil weirdo I was born to be 💙
May 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Popped out to the shops in my cutest blue nails and Disco Elysium hoodie this morning and realised I've grown into the adorable lil weirdo I was born to be 💙
I can tell that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is going to take much longer to complete than it should due to the amount of time I just spend gazing at it in awe
April 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I can tell that Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is going to take much longer to complete than it should due to the amount of time I just spend gazing at it in awe
Can I interest you in an atrocious, non-boosted GW32 bench owing to Bournemouth suddenly remembering how to keep a clean sheet against the team who rinsed Liverpool last week?
April 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can I interest you in an atrocious, non-boosted GW32 bench owing to Bournemouth suddenly remembering how to keep a clean sheet against the team who rinsed Liverpool last week?
On the train from the city to the sea, yesterday
March 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
On the train from the city to the sea, yesterday