Ma🌵🌵hew Brenden WooOOoooOoood | 🌎🚀🌙
@matthewbrendenwood.bsky.social
Dad, writer, musician, learning designer, cancer doer, dork. Find my science books for young readers at matthewbrendenwood.com or your local library. He/him. My person takes, opinions, & jokes do not reflect those of my employers, natch
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Matthew Brenden Wood | Science Books & Instructional Designer
Matthew Brenden Wood is an author of several science books for middle and high school readers.
www.matthewbrendenwood.com
Henlo, I wrote some fun science books for young readers!
And, because it's THAT TIME OF YEAR I am AWKWARDLY PIMPING MY WARES:
Space! Rockets! Sci-fi! History! They've even got fun projects you can do at home or in the classroom! You can find them in several places where books are lent or sold!
And, because it's THAT TIME OF YEAR I am AWKWARDLY PIMPING MY WARES:
Space! Rockets! Sci-fi! History! They've even got fun projects you can do at home or in the classroom! You can find them in several places where books are lent or sold!
Crocodile Bungee
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Crocodile Bungee
Welcome to the Holiday edition of everyone's favorite E. Coli game:
"Did I Touch The Meat??"
"Did I Touch The Meat??"
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Welcome to the Holiday edition of everyone's favorite E. Coli game:
"Did I Touch The Meat??"
"Did I Touch The Meat??"
Why is today
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Why is today
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These are not the Woods you're looking for
Or
Tis the season of evites to holiday parties from randos who share my last name
Or
Tis the season of evites to holiday parties from randos who share my last name
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
These are not the Woods you're looking for
Or
Tis the season of evites to holiday parties from randos who share my last name
Or
Tis the season of evites to holiday parties from randos who share my last name
It's April 1st 2026 and I've been in a food coma since thanksgiving 2025 right?
‘Rush Hour 4’ in the Works at Paramount at Trump’s Request
"Rush Hour 4" in the works at Paramount after prodding from president Trump.
variety.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's April 1st 2026 and I've been in a food coma since thanksgiving 2025 right?
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Hurray, @npr.org's "Books We Love" end-of-year book coverage is up! An annual joy. Here's the link to the whole thing: apps.npr.org/best-books/#... #Booksky #books #amreading #writerscommuniity
Books We Love
Here are 380+ great reads from 2025 handpicked just for you by NPR staffers and trusted critics.
apps.npr.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Hurray, @npr.org's "Books We Love" end-of-year book coverage is up! An annual joy. Here's the link to the whole thing: apps.npr.org/best-books/#... #Booksky #books #amreading #writerscommuniity
I'll never forget his birth in The Kingdom
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'll never forget his birth in The Kingdom
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'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
'I Would Have Followed You, My Brother... My Captain, My King…'
"Son, she said, have I got a little story for you.
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a..."
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a..."
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"Son, she said, have I got a little story for you.
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a..."
What you thought was your daddy was nothin' but a..."
This is what it sounds like
When WOL CRY
Being a Wolves supporter is exceptionally torturous this season ugh
When WOL CRY
Being a Wolves supporter is exceptionally torturous this season ugh
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is what it sounds like
When WOL CRY
Being a Wolves supporter is exceptionally torturous this season ugh
When WOL CRY
Being a Wolves supporter is exceptionally torturous this season ugh
The last time I fried a turkey my father and uncle (these are two separate individuals) offered to take over so I could use the bathroom and and warm up. Ten minutes later I found them in the kitchen. When I asked who was watching the potential poultry inferno, they said "whoops". Never again.
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The last time I fried a turkey my father and uncle (these are two separate individuals) offered to take over so I could use the bathroom and and warm up. Ten minutes later I found them in the kitchen. When I asked who was watching the potential poultry inferno, they said "whoops". Never again.
Skeeting Looking Glass Every Day Until I Forget:
Day 1: Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
Day 1: Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
YouTube video by Looking Glass - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Skeeting Looking Glass Every Day Until I Forget:
Day 1: Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
Day 1: Brandy (You're A Fine Girl)
The latest Nick Harkaway is not available at my library this is outrageous
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The latest Nick Harkaway is not available at my library this is outrageous
Clown Wears Clown Shoes
👁️👁️
What is going on with Elon’s shoes here? (Yes, it’s real)
What is going on with Elon’s shoes here? (Yes, it’s real)
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Clown Wears Clown Shoes
I'm spiraling today
Webb First to Show 4 Dust Shells 'Spiraling' Apep, Limits Long Orbit - NASA Science
NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope has delivered a first of its kind: a crisp mid-infrared image of a system of four serpentine spirals of dust, one expanding
share.google
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm spiraling today
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Looking for a gift for your friend who loves pie, basketball, and monsters? Want to gift future you a book with a gorgeous cover? A pre-order is perfect. Trust me, I am not biased about this in any way.
I know everything is trash but books are still good. My book is up for pre-order and id be grateful if you want to read it 🥺 will link to a few places in thread
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Looking for a gift for your friend who loves pie, basketball, and monsters? Want to gift future you a book with a gorgeous cover? A pre-order is perfect. Trust me, I am not biased about this in any way.
It's just like regular criming...
BUT
IN
SPACE
BUT
IN
SPACE
Ex-Wife at Center of Alleged ‘First Space Crime’ Pleads Guilty
Astronaut space crime false accusation unravels as an ex-wife pleads guilty, exposing a messy Earthbound divorce behind the ISS drama.
share.google
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's just like regular criming...
BUT
IN
SPACE
BUT
IN
SPACE
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Is there a word for the feeling you get when the lock screen is a place you've been in real life
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is there a word for the feeling you get when the lock screen is a place you've been in real life
Hegseth just announced the following upcoming and totally real (and legal of course) military operations:
Operation Viagra Dawn
Operation Pocket Banana
Operation Jock Watch
Operation Southern Nocturnal Mission
Operation Boner Justice
Operation Hidden Salami
Operation Viagra Dawn
Operation Pocket Banana
Operation Jock Watch
Operation Southern Nocturnal Mission
Operation Boner Justice
Operation Hidden Salami
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hegseth just announced the following upcoming and totally real (and legal of course) military operations:
Operation Viagra Dawn
Operation Pocket Banana
Operation Jock Watch
Operation Southern Nocturnal Mission
Operation Boner Justice
Operation Hidden Salami
Operation Viagra Dawn
Operation Pocket Banana
Operation Jock Watch
Operation Southern Nocturnal Mission
Operation Boner Justice
Operation Hidden Salami
Hey buddy wait up
On November 13, 2026, A Human-Made Object Will Reach One Light-Day From The Earth For The First Time In History
It took the spacecraft nearly five decades to get there. It takes light a day.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hey buddy wait up
Roses are red, Mario Kart Tour was a remix:
Mario Kart-themed apartments set to open in Phoenix
Rainbow Road, an apartment complex themed after the popular Mario Kart track, will open later this month on downtown Phoenix's Roosevelt Row.
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November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Roses are red, Mario Kart Tour was a remix:
What a maroon
OpenAI has a fix for a telltale sign that you used ChatGPT
For some writers, the em dash had become tarnished because it could indicate ChatGPT use — could an OpenAI update help it lose the stigma?
www.businessinsider.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What a maroon
MOAR DESERT COLOR
November 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MOAR DESERT COLOR