Matthew Simensen - Not Matt
@matthew-not-matt.bsky.social
Ultimate fan-boy. I don't create, so I support those who do. Especially adult content creators! Also: I block AI whenever I see it.
Sure, the model's hot. But the photography - the poses, the color scheme, the composition - is absolutely first rate! So damn envious!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sure, the model's hot. But the photography - the poses, the color scheme, the composition - is absolutely first rate! So damn envious!!
Happy to see you back!
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Happy to see you back!
Taking out Image Comics made it harder, but here are some covers for you!
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Taking out Image Comics made it harder, but here are some covers for you!
Damn. I really liked his style & passion. Rest in Power, Mr Hooven!
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Damn. I really liked his style & passion. Rest in Power, Mr Hooven!
I dunno - “his admiration” has a perverse correctness to it.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I dunno - “his admiration” has a perverse correctness to it.
I’m thankful for your years in CA. Bears Ventura was wonderful, and you get a lion’s share of credit for that. Happy Thanksgiving, Steve!
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m thankful for your years in CA. Bears Ventura was wonderful, and you get a lion’s share of credit for that. Happy Thanksgiving, Steve!
But he and Fairy each have a windowsill hammock and love them unreservedly.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
But he and Fairy each have a windowsill hammock and love them unreservedly.
Our Butch is far too big for the downstairs cat tree, but his motto is clearly "if I fits, I sits"
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Our Butch is far too big for the downstairs cat tree, but his motto is clearly "if I fits, I sits"
Great photo, very artistic, well lit, HAWT man!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Great photo, very artistic, well lit, HAWT man!!!
And yes, I know about Voyage. And I think that Benny & Bjorn's Chess is a masterwork. But for ME, Visitors was the last 'real' ABBA album.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And yes, I know about Voyage. And I think that Benny & Bjorn's Chess is a masterwork. But for ME, Visitors was the last 'real' ABBA album.
If he gets tired of holding that huge thing up, I'd be happy to lend a hand! 😍
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If he gets tired of holding that huge thing up, I'd be happy to lend a hand! 😍