Matt
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Matt
@matt-collis.bsky.social
Yes, another gay called Matt📍Manchester
Was @matt_collis on that other app
Pitch black outdoor swim in 3 degree weather, totally on my own.

Honestly bliss.
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Friday
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
You also should only be able to drink beer and cider until age 25, then you can graduate to spirits.

Nanny state nonsense.
69% of Britons would support the introduction of graduated driving licences, whereby new drivers would be restricted from driving in certain conditions, as a new campaign is launched by MPs and bereaved families in favour of them

Support: 69%
Oppose: 21%

yougov.co.uk/topics/trave...
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I am not a well man but the party must continue
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn same-sex marriage rights in the U.S.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’ve got one more day at work and then I am going to spend a week drunk off my ass at the car park that is the Yumbo centre. Reader I cannot wait
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Do you get the aesthetic
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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5pm on November 1: let’s go for a walk, it’s still light out!

5pm on November 2: an early darkness blankets the land. Fallow fields lay bone-bleached by moonlight. The last memories of summer fade into oblivion. The last echoes of hope lapse into baleful silence.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Diplomat a little too timely.
Putin said on Wednesday that Russia had successfully tested a Poseidon nuclear-powered super torpedo that military analysts say is capable of devastating coastal regions by triggering vast radioactive ocean swells.
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I like my cheese like I like my men, extra mature.
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I don’t mean to slut shame but some of your Halloween outfits could be sluttier.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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The Nonce Formerly Known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If someone ended a VN to me explaining my husband was cheating with “love and light” I think I’d just go into immediate psychosis
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Boy do I love have an academic journal try to force me to pay them £24 for the only digital copy available online of a work from 1897 that is very definitely in the public domain.
October 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Once again begging EA to release Spore for the switch xox
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Appreciate I’m posting about Lily Allen’s album a lot, but it is a masterpiece in rage. Pure unadulterated unfiltered rage.
October 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Lily Allen recording Madeline
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Tear the bitch apart
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Lily Allen on her new album:
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I buy the most random shit on vinted I’m actually sick of myself.

A genuine army jacket? Why
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I turned 30 a mere six months ago and just had to use gaviscon for the first time.
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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#thetraitors not a Tom Daley fan usually, but his suspicious side glance shade face is excellent.
October 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sometimes I look at your pics and wonder which butcher took your appendix out
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM