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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands.

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I’ll stop now.
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This is amazing. Reposted with alt text.
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
So the player for the December page in my 1986 Spurs calendar is Chris Hughton who was the club’s caretaker manager twice. Not sure if that’s fate trying to tell us something. #coys
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Pee-can is actually a thing like a poo-tin, just for number ones.

(I'm not sure I've ever heard anyone pronounce pecan with the emphasis on the second syllable - must be a weird 'merkin thing, you odd balls)
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Hats off, yet again, to Edward Johnston.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I don’t remember every having such a wide variation between the skill and luck scores in #wordle before
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ah, so this explains why the proposed Birmingham City stadium looks like a sixth form project.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They do have these big new banners in the entrance of the south stand featuring both the women’s and men’s first teams
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is what you’d get if you asked me to make up a bunch of northern place names.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Theowback to the time when TfL put up a poster for the Queen and a poster for Andrew next to each other at my local station.
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Some halloween picks from Exit through the gift shop.

Items from: Imprint Films, Beavertown, Pokemon Center, and Le Creuset.

Visit the blog: giftshop.micro.blog

Or follow on Mastodon: tps://east17.org/@giftshop" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">east17.org/@giftshop
or Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/gif...
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m sure Kaneta-nyan is great, but he’s no match for Simon from Morleys Bexleyheath
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Recent picks from Exit through the gift shop.

Items from: Surgeons' Hall Museums, Chris Barker, Corgi, and Shrig Shop.

Visit the blog: giftshop.micro.blog

Or follow on Mastodon: east17.org/_giftshop
or Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/gift-shop.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Ah, now I’ve seen the design, the concerns make more sense. As someone with a passing interest in the distinctly un-fascist FC St Pauli I was getting annoyed with some of the totenkopf=nazi stuff.
October 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
@sirsandgoblin.bsky.social look at this handsome couple!
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fire drill at work this afternoon which gave me the chance to wander around the London Stadium and ponder West Ham's inspiring motto.
October 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM