Matneto 🧲⚡️
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· Aug 14
Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again.
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again.
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
August 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sorry mutants, I have failed you yet again.
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
I think I’m done posting on here. I had so much fun. I appreciate all of your kindness, truly.
Stay Gold ♥️💜
No lunch break gang ✊
August 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
No lunch break gang ✊
I drink Guinness for the record
Not because I’m Irish, I’m not
It’s the melancholy 🙂↕️
Not because I’m Irish, I’m not
It’s the melancholy 🙂↕️
A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…
August 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I drink Guinness for the record
Not because I’m Irish, I’m not
It’s the melancholy 🙂↕️
Not because I’m Irish, I’m not
It’s the melancholy 🙂↕️
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Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can.
I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
August 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Science friends, life is difficult now, but please still try to peer review papers if you can.
I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
I'm the editor handling a paper that just had it's 43rd person decline to review. We may have to reject it because no one is willing to review it, which sucks for the authors.
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Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence
August 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Sorry, can’t. Busy two-step authenticating my whole existence
A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A person just told me I look like I drink white claw…and I don’t know how to feel about that…
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Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.
August 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Fascism sucks. This sucks. I hate it.
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Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!!
*I stare intently at the sourdough*
*I stare intently at the sourdough*
August 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Rise! RISE!! RISEEEEEEE!!!!!
*I stare intently at the sourdough*
*I stare intently at the sourdough*
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We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
We like to think of communism as being grey and joyless but the hard (ba dum tish) data conclusively proves it's better than this shit
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tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
tbh I saw someone saying chatgpt triggers psychosis bc it's mimicking the voices: no. auditory hallucinations are largely negative and judgemental. what it's mimicking is the certainty that comes with delusional thinking. arguably it's more like being in a cult than it is like organic psychosis imo
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*looks at all the internet discourse ever*
have y'all just tried not hating women?
have y'all just tried not hating women?
August 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
*looks at all the internet discourse ever*
have y'all just tried not hating women?
have y'all just tried not hating women?
Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job:
- park a random lady’s car
- fix the tank of a toilet
- explain the revolutionary war
- help someone with their taxes
- force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him
—y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
- park a random lady’s car
- fix the tank of a toilet
- explain the revolutionary war
- help someone with their taxes
- force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him
—y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
August 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Things I’ve done today at the clinic that are not my job:
- park a random lady’s car
- fix the tank of a toilet
- explain the revolutionary war
- help someone with their taxes
- force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him
—y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
- park a random lady’s car
- fix the tank of a toilet
- explain the revolutionary war
- help someone with their taxes
- force a man to uncock his firearm before I would speak to him
—y’all I’m medicine Ken wtf
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speak of the devil and he shall cum
August 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
speak of the devil and he shall cum
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Ketchup haters log out.
August 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ketchup haters log out.
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When the dystopia is too on the nose
The UK government has urged people to delete old pictures and emails as 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'.
http://jrnl.ie/6788643
http://jrnl.ie/6788643
UK government advises people to delete old photos and emails as England faces water shortfall
The UK government has urged people to delete old pictures and emails as ‘data centres require cast amounts of water to cool their systems’.
jrnl.ie
August 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When the dystopia is too on the nose
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have you ever let someone in so deep to the parts of you no one has ever seen or known? and then no matter how hard you try there shall be a shard of them in your soul forever?
August 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
have you ever let someone in so deep to the parts of you no one has ever seen or known? and then no matter how hard you try there shall be a shard of them in your soul forever?
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a m...
theonion.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid