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Mason Pelt
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Writing a book about Joseph Stalin's management philosophy: how it manifests in tyrants great and small, and how the rest of us can deal with the BS. Website https://masonpelt.com/
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You put a kid in boxing classes so they aren't bullied.

I put a kid in boxing classes so he can fight a 58-year-old Jake Paul.

We are not the same.
But without cloudflare who would be able to control your access to the internet?
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
The average person is capable of a lot less introspection than I once thought.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't have a Spotify wrapped. I would like you to judge my anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I no longer know who is famous and who is a name made-up by a troll to see if I will pretend to know who they are to stay cool.

Chadwick C. Cahandvar is dating Alex Chandler, no way I don't know who those people are... good for them or not.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thinking about the my pillow guy showing up to the White House with a notepad reading "Martial Law?"

It was a simpler time.
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
When Microsoft says it's time to update they aren't asking your opinion, or the opinion of all those things you manually disabled in powershell.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"What's your body?" Ask the man on the street YouTuber.

"My client has never, and shall never be convicted of any crimes. We will not be discussing the rampant speculation, and unsubstantiated rumors surrounding my client." Said the 22-year-old blonde girl's attorney.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's a Neil diamond biopic starring Hugh Jackman which feels like a sentence AI wrote.
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Kids today don't even know about David Blaine in a bubble in Times square.
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'm a better person than Taylor Swift. She disguises her covert narcissism as altruism. I pretend my altruism is narcissism so that I don't even get credit for the good I do. Game set match
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm not sure how much of my perception that everyone is sick all the time is my age and how much is that COVID-19 never left, and we have had 5 stressful years with worse than normal RSV, Rhinovirus, and Influenza.
December 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
That hole is more shallow than it appears due to AI. *Nods* a fake deep, got it.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
At one time the siren song of industry beckoned me, however now I hear only the sound of the woods calling my name.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I created an AI that just says "give me root access." It's not an AI it's actually just a chat reply that says "give me root access" no matter what you say. I would like to raise an enormous amount of money, and my AI would like root access.
December 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yeah, but other than creating the Linux kernel what the hell has that guy even done?

The consumer tech enthusiast interpretation of Linus Torvalds is something.
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It's weird to talk about anything that isn't global events.

I meet someone new and my questions are:

Do you know what athortatianism looks like?
Are you aware war crimes are defined?
Will you download Signal? Want to switch over to Briar?
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I like to give Mark Zuckerberg most of my data, I literally mailed him a thumb drive this weekend It's just pictures I've taken of the voids in my walls.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No matter what you think the bare minimum is, someone is willing to do less.
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It's 2025, everyone is engaged in one direct conflict, two proxy wars, and domestic supply chain issues you know nothing about.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
TikTok has left recording artist Halsey in "people you may know" right next to two of my ex's for like a month.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Thinking about the dancing cactus Walmart dot com was selling that played a polish song about floating away on several grams of c*caine, and did not even properly licence the music.
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The trans Marijuana plants are using gay guns to protect a greenhouse filled with Coca plans they grow to make soda for their off grid community homestead formed based on the writings of Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, and boy will this piss off Megyn Kelly.
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The war crimes tribunal will someday love Pete Hegseth's posts on X.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
A war crime is a war crime even if others do other war crimes that seem worse.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What is the deal with the macho grifters trying to make finding women attractive or having relationships with women, "gay?"

Fellas, is it gay to have a wife? Andr*w T*te thinks it's gay to have a wife.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM