Alfred
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Alfred
@maskeroni.bsky.social
Man about land, sea, sky.
Deputy Editor, Ad Age. Signal: @error.502
saw this on the ground and thought good band name
July 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
if you’ve not seen her live, make it a priority—one of the best shows i’ve ever seen.
June 1, 2025 at 9:55 AM
real question: have you compared to other chili crisp? my old man gut doesn’t love me when i eat chilis but looove me some crisp.
May 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i see what you did there 🫠
May 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
thank you for getting the top 3 in the correct order. 😎
May 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
unfortunate haha
April 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
does ben still have bangs?
April 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
it’s a gem of a profile.
April 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
it's because you have good taste! i'm a sucker for absurdist ads. and one-liners. the heartbeat of super bowl advertising.
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
me and judy—the only PMB fans on planet earth
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i assume they had an intern ready to create a diversion
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM