Martyn Waites/CB Everett
@martynwaites.bsky.social
Writer. Crime. Horror. Doctor Who for Big Finish. Was once Tania Carver. New novel THE OTHER PEOPLE out under the CB Everett name spring 2025. Agent: James Wills at Watson Little. #MDANT and proud of it.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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This is Jon Lonsdale, cofounder of Palantir.👇
That’s the Palantir whose software Wes and NHS England are wanting to roll out to manage our health records.
We’re putting our health records in the hands of a man who would bring back public hangings.
That’s the Palantir whose software Wes and NHS England are wanting to roll out to manage our health records.
We’re putting our health records in the hands of a man who would bring back public hangings.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is Jon Lonsdale, cofounder of Palantir.👇
That’s the Palantir whose software Wes and NHS England are wanting to roll out to manage our health records.
We’re putting our health records in the hands of a man who would bring back public hangings.
That’s the Palantir whose software Wes and NHS England are wanting to roll out to manage our health records.
We’re putting our health records in the hands of a man who would bring back public hangings.
Exactly. Like when Nick Cave said we should all be more forgiving to Morrissey.
This immediately makes me wonder what Rory was like as a teenager…
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Exactly. Like when Nick Cave said we should all be more forgiving to Morrissey.
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Has anyone done a ‘two cunts, one cup’ joke yet?
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Has anyone done a ‘two cunts, one cup’ joke yet?
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I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I once claimed that journalists can't ask me about being a massive racist because the BBC aired It Ain't Half Hot, Mum in the 70s.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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Genuinely thought Michael Stipe was the Pepto-Bismol guy.
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Genuinely thought Michael Stipe was the Pepto-Bismol guy.
Love this photo. Like he’s been stuffed and mounted and put on display in his natural habitat. Near the ketchup. Even has his own little card in front of him.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Love this photo. Like he’s been stuffed and mounted and put on display in his natural habitat. Near the ketchup. Even has his own little card in front of him.
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How much money must you have earned to have paid “millions” in taxes? Follow up question, how have you earned enough to pay millions in taxes, but somehow a few grand extra has ruined your retirement plans?
Just cancel your Netflix subscription and stop buying avocados. You'll be fine
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
How much money must you have earned to have paid “millions” in taxes? Follow up question, how have you earned enough to pay millions in taxes, but somehow a few grand extra has ruined your retirement plans?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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Seen on Threads:
"There is no such thing as an AI Artist. You are little more than the person commissioning the work. Being more specific in what you’re asking for doesn’t make you an artist".
Nuff said.
"There is no such thing as an AI Artist. You are little more than the person commissioning the work. Being more specific in what you’re asking for doesn’t make you an artist".
Nuff said.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Seen on Threads:
"There is no such thing as an AI Artist. You are little more than the person commissioning the work. Being more specific in what you’re asking for doesn’t make you an artist".
Nuff said.
"There is no such thing as an AI Artist. You are little more than the person commissioning the work. Being more specific in what you’re asking for doesn’t make you an artist".
Nuff said.
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Ditto music or films or TV.
If you disagree with the politics or culture of a distributor, and boycott them, but still consume work via piracy (YouTube, file sharing etc) without finding a way of paying the artist, you’re not protesting, or really even boycotting. You’re consuming while in denial.
If you disagree with the politics or culture of a distributor, and boycott them, but still consume work via piracy (YouTube, file sharing etc) without finding a way of paying the artist, you’re not protesting, or really even boycotting. You’re consuming while in denial.
"i'm raging against the machine by stealing this book from an online portal that stole a bunch of books"
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ditto music or films or TV.
If you disagree with the politics or culture of a distributor, and boycott them, but still consume work via piracy (YouTube, file sharing etc) without finding a way of paying the artist, you’re not protesting, or really even boycotting. You’re consuming while in denial.
If you disagree with the politics or culture of a distributor, and boycott them, but still consume work via piracy (YouTube, file sharing etc) without finding a way of paying the artist, you’re not protesting, or really even boycotting. You’re consuming while in denial.
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Black shirts. Sure.
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Black shirts. Sure.
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
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The Kindle and Audiobook edition of The Other People is in Amazon's Black Friday sale right now! Two years of my life for 99p! Bargain! www.amazon.co.uk/Other-People...
The Other People: You can trust yourself, but can you trust anyone else? eBook : Everett, C. B.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Other People: You can trust yourself, but can you trust anyone else? eBook : Everett, C. B.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Kindle and Audiobook edition of The Other People is in Amazon's Black Friday sale right now! Two years of my life for 99p! Bargain! www.amazon.co.uk/Other-People...
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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“A brilliantly trippy clash of minds that’s as precisely measured as the wraps of illicit powder these two are caning — and resonant enough to recall classic psychological two-handers like Sleuth.”
Evening Standard gives GAME
★ ★ ★ ★
Out in UK cinemas today.
Evening Standard gives GAME
★ ★ ★ ★
Out in UK cinemas today.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“A brilliantly trippy clash of minds that’s as precisely measured as the wraps of illicit powder these two are caning — and resonant enough to recall classic psychological two-handers like Sleuth.”
Evening Standard gives GAME
★ ★ ★ ★
Out in UK cinemas today.
Evening Standard gives GAME
★ ★ ★ ★
Out in UK cinemas today.
The Kindle and Audiobook edition of The Other People is in Amazon's Black Friday sale right now! Two years of my life for 99p! Bargain! www.amazon.co.uk/Other-People...
The Other People: You can trust yourself, but can you trust anyone else? eBook : Everett, C. B.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
The Other People: You can trust yourself, but can you trust anyone else? eBook : Everett, C. B.: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Kindle and Audiobook edition of The Other People is in Amazon's Black Friday sale right now! Two years of my life for 99p! Bargain! www.amazon.co.uk/Other-People...
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
“What’s the greatest work of fiction you’ve read recently, Martyn?”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
“What’s the greatest work of fiction you’ve read recently, Martyn?”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
“Thanks for asking. It’s the Exeter city bus timetable board at Crackhead Corner. Brilliantly made up!”
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
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I have some issues with the BBC but I don't want a penny of license payers' money to go into that rancid paedophile rapist's pockets.
Please sign ...
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Stop Trump, Protect the BBC
Trump is threatening to sue the BBC for $1 billion.Trump’s fragile ego can’t withstand any public criticism, so he’s suing any media outlet that dares to report the facts.We need UK leaders to reject
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November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have some issues with the BBC but I don't want a penny of license payers' money to go into that rancid paedophile rapist's pockets.
Please sign ...
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Please sign ...
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