Marty Malexecheverria
@martyecheverria.bsky.social
🌈🎵 NO GOP!! hard left curmudgeonly teddy bear. Epstein, goddammit. egotistical micsmilers get blocked immediately. Fuck off with your podcast. Fuck all centrists.
Pinned
Bluesky trope: hour-long videos featuring one pundit who talks endlessly except for the adverts every 3 minutes, flanked by two micsmilers who say nothing. all wear $2k headphones and smile into $5k mics. the clickbait headline is never discussed.
channeling Butthole Surfers:
There's a time to fuck!
And a time to crave!
But Stephen Miller sleeps
In Charlie Kook's grave!!
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ !! <- noise wall
There's a time to fuck!
And a time to crave!
But Stephen Miller sleeps
In Charlie Kook's grave!!
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ !! <- noise wall
September 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
channeling Butthole Surfers:
There's a time to fuck!
And a time to crave!
But Stephen Miller sleeps
In Charlie Kook's grave!!
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ !! <- noise wall
There's a time to fuck!
And a time to crave!
But Stephen Miller sleeps
In Charlie Kook's grave!!
▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ !! <- noise wall
Charlie Kook deserved it. end of. I said, Charlie Kook deserved it. yeah I said it. no there's no Chris Rock punchline.
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Charlie Kook deserved it. end of. I said, Charlie Kook deserved it. yeah I said it. no there's no Chris Rock punchline.
Cut the cable. Don't visit the website. Get them in the purse.
September 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cut the cable. Don't visit the website. Get them in the purse.
Here's the list:
BMW
Chevrolet
Ford
Jeep.
Wards Auto
Kubota
Margaritaville Hotels & Resorts
Nissan
Riverbend Ranch
FOX Nation / FOX-branded promo spots
Amazon
JPMorgan Chase
Netflix
UBS
Gucci
Busch Beer
GE
BMW
Chevrolet
Ford
Jeep.
Wards Auto
Kubota
Margaritaville Hotels & Resorts
Nissan
Riverbend Ranch
FOX Nation / FOX-branded promo spots
Amazon
JPMorgan Chase
Netflix
UBS
Gucci
Busch Beer
GE
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Here's the list:
BMW
Chevrolet
Ford
Jeep.
Wards Auto
Kubota
Margaritaville Hotels & Resorts
Nissan
Riverbend Ranch
FOX Nation / FOX-branded promo spots
Amazon
JPMorgan Chase
Netflix
UBS
Gucci
Busch Beer
GE
BMW
Chevrolet
Ford
Jeep.
Wards Auto
Kubota
Margaritaville Hotels & Resorts
Nissan
Riverbend Ranch
FOX Nation / FOX-branded promo spots
Amazon
JPMorgan Chase
Netflix
UBS
Gucci
Busch Beer
GE
I'd be pissed off at the world too if I were that ugly.
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'd be pissed off at the world too if I were that ugly.
Americans need instructions for loo paper.
September 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Americans need instructions for loo paper.
Fuck him. It's not enough. Fired and blacklisted is what he deserves.
September 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Fuck him. It's not enough. Fired and blacklisted is what he deserves.
along with everyone that he's ever appointed.
September 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
along with everyone that he's ever appointed.
if you can stomach this watch it. I lasted about 30 seconds. Charlie Kook's worst shit.
September 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
if you can stomach this watch it. I lasted about 30 seconds. Charlie Kook's worst shit.
How big I want him to be.
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How big I want him to be.
and now it's Googly Eyes the Pimp.
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
and now it's Googly Eyes the Pimp.
Turnabout is indeed fair play.
September 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Turnabout is indeed fair play.