Martin Wickham
@martinwickham.bsky.social
A cynical soul. Legacy Chelsea. Ranting. Sarcasm. Occasional podcasting. English by birth, Irish by blood, passport, head size and skin paleness. Views my own or recycled from somewhere or other.
“are you Peter Thiel?”
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“are you Peter Thiel?”
Henry VIII hot takes…
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Henry VIII hot takes…
In a rare moment where X added a useful feature, we now have our suspicions confirmed about this piece of work.
Account started January 2023, right about when fans got increasingly angry at Clearlake public utterances and contract nonsense with Mount et al - so slurred certain fans and Mount et al
Account started January 2023, right about when fans got increasingly angry at Clearlake public utterances and contract nonsense with Mount et al - so slurred certain fans and Mount et al
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
In a rare moment where X added a useful feature, we now have our suspicions confirmed about this piece of work.
Account started January 2023, right about when fans got increasingly angry at Clearlake public utterances and contract nonsense with Mount et al - so slurred certain fans and Mount et al
Account started January 2023, right about when fans got increasingly angry at Clearlake public utterances and contract nonsense with Mount et al - so slurred certain fans and Mount et al
I’d update this for this afternoons game, but sod trying to fit Szoboszlai on the shirt
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I’d update this for this afternoons game, but sod trying to fit Szoboszlai on the shirt
@leftback.bsky.social - you’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.
October 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@leftback.bsky.social - you’d need a heart of stone not to laugh.
Just seen a WWE branded plane at Dublin airport. Doubt it’s a Ryanair linkup…
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just seen a WWE branded plane at Dublin airport. Doubt it’s a Ryanair linkup…
Original Antifa right here…
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Original Antifa right here…
Cheers Unherd. Never knew a bloke could suffer morning sickness but you’ve just done it…
October 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Cheers Unherd. Never knew a bloke could suffer morning sickness but you’ve just done it…
Hmm, this veers very quickly from “getting the Parisian Ligue 1 sides mixed up”, to “flat out hallucinating a result” within a sentence or two.
Not the worst thing Grok has lied about in fairness.
Not the worst thing Grok has lied about in fairness.
September 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Hmm, this veers very quickly from “getting the Parisian Ligue 1 sides mixed up”, to “flat out hallucinating a result” within a sentence or two.
Not the worst thing Grok has lied about in fairness.
Not the worst thing Grok has lied about in fairness.
The media attitude to transfer spending revealed once and for all
September 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The media attitude to transfer spending revealed once and for all
@leftback.bsky.social see if you can spot the darts cult hero in the front row.
Can’t play Gaelic Football steaming either!
Can’t play Gaelic Football steaming either!
August 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@leftback.bsky.social see if you can spot the darts cult hero in the front row.
Can’t play Gaelic Football steaming either!
Can’t play Gaelic Football steaming either!
would you not be able to devote yourself full time to the auld facism?
August 4, 2025 at 9:07 AM
would you not be able to devote yourself full time to the auld facism?
I can confirm the sound carries. Looking forward to being with the stragglers at the end of September so I can pictures to the words!
August 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I can confirm the sound carries. Looking forward to being with the stragglers at the end of September so I can pictures to the words!
The curse continues….
Inspired by reading @jonawils.bsky.social books about Hungarian football whilst sheltering from a New York heatwave last week!
Inspired by reading @jonawils.bsky.social books about Hungarian football whilst sheltering from a New York heatwave last week!
June 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The curse continues….
Inspired by reading @jonawils.bsky.social books about Hungarian football whilst sheltering from a New York heatwave last week!
Inspired by reading @jonawils.bsky.social books about Hungarian football whilst sheltering from a New York heatwave last week!
Made a New Year’s resolution to read more books and set a target of 20 (yes I bought too many during the pandemic)
Went through this in a few days last week. Didn’t think it was possible to move from football tactics to Nazi atrocities and back again in the same book, but this does it very well
Went through this in a few days last week. Didn’t think it was possible to move from football tactics to Nazi atrocities and back again in the same book, but this does it very well
June 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Made a New Year’s resolution to read more books and set a target of 20 (yes I bought too many during the pandemic)
Went through this in a few days last week. Didn’t think it was possible to move from football tactics to Nazi atrocities and back again in the same book, but this does it very well
Went through this in a few days last week. Didn’t think it was possible to move from football tactics to Nazi atrocities and back again in the same book, but this does it very well
I’m long sighted, this view is absolutely fine…
June 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I’m long sighted, this view is absolutely fine…
Uh-oh…
Grok is at it again…
Grok is at it again…
June 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Uh-oh…
Grok is at it again…
Grok is at it again…
Fetch me the Paul Merson “you’re going to jail” clip!
June 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fetch me the Paul Merson “you’re going to jail” clip!
Can’t possibly imagine why this rabid anti-Semite hates Abramovich so much…
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Can’t possibly imagine why this rabid anti-Semite hates Abramovich so much…
@nineteenohfive.bsky.social - an April Fools joke that should actually happen
April 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@nineteenohfive.bsky.social - an April Fools joke that should actually happen
A few hours later, a 90 day pause announcement causes the markets to go back up.
Nice little earner for those on the inside isn’t it?
Nice little earner for those on the inside isn’t it?
April 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A few hours later, a 90 day pause announcement causes the markets to go back up.
Nice little earner for those on the inside isn’t it?
Nice little earner for those on the inside isn’t it?
See this everytime the camera cuts to Nick Cushing…
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
See this everytime the camera cuts to Nick Cushing…