Tenspeed and/or Brownshoe
@markrock666.bsky.social
Aka the Taco Bell menu.
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Aka the Taco Bell menu.
The whole "6-7" thing fascinates me more than it bothers me. It's so fucking...odd.
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The whole "6-7" thing fascinates me more than it bothers me. It's so fucking...odd.
Keep your turkey moist & your grandparents moister!
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Keep your turkey moist & your grandparents moister!
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
"NO, NO, NO, ROVER, OLD BOY...SHE SAID 'PEANUTS'..."
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
"NO, NO, NO, ROVER, OLD BOY...SHE SAID 'PEANUTS'..."
One of the high-writes of my day!
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One of the high-writes of my day!
I'm ten years older than this scrappy little fuck was in this movie, ergo, "ACK! I'VE BEEN COCOON-ED!"
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm ten years older than this scrappy little fuck was in this movie, ergo, "ACK! I'VE BEEN COCOON-ED!"
It's definitely not "Mrs. Johnson", at least not, you know, in the Biblical sense.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's definitely not "Mrs. Johnson", at least not, you know, in the Biblical sense.
"That's EXACTLY what is!", screamed Midwestern me, after living in the South & marrying a Southern woman & having met her relatives...
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"That's EXACTLY what is!", screamed Midwestern me, after living in the South & marrying a Southern woman & having met her relatives...
That goddamn halfwit is gonna get canned because of this, & he's gonna be thrown headfirst into a... pension?! Well, at least he'll have to...enjoy free healthcare...OKAY, WHOSE WISE ASS IDEA WAS THIS?!
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
That goddamn halfwit is gonna get canned because of this, & he's gonna be thrown headfirst into a... pension?! Well, at least he'll have to...enjoy free healthcare...OKAY, WHOSE WISE ASS IDEA WAS THIS?!
I'm attired as fuck of Sean Duffy & all his fuckin' bologna.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm attired as fuck of Sean Duffy & all his fuckin' bologna.
"...then RFK Jr leaned in close- "HUHGUH GUB EEHA HUF...?", he screech whispered suggestively...I couldn't resist, or really even understand what he was saying, but his rot crow decay laden breath was persuasive...he slithered on top of me, his breast implants casting a shadow on mine..."
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"...then RFK Jr leaned in close- "HUHGUH GUB EEHA HUF...?", he screech whispered suggestively...I couldn't resist, or really even understand what he was saying, but his rot crow decay laden breath was persuasive...he slithered on top of me, his breast implants casting a shadow on mine..."
"...& so, like, you THINK you know what's gonna happen, but then there's this fuckin' gigantic twist at the end, it's absolutely bananas...!"
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"...& so, like, you THINK you know what's gonna happen, but then there's this fuckin' gigantic twist at the end, it's absolutely bananas...!"
Look, I don't wanna get weird & sexualize this, but uhhh...I just got REALLY excited that these little tech rats are sensing their ship going down.
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Look, I don't wanna get weird & sexualize this, but uhhh...I just got REALLY excited that these little tech rats are sensing their ship going down.
That's why I check it in three sequences of eleven, totalling thirty three.
I mean, hello, it's the only way to be certain...?!
I mean, hello, it's the only way to be certain...?!
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
That's why I check it in three sequences of eleven, totalling thirty three.
I mean, hello, it's the only way to be certain...?!
I mean, hello, it's the only way to be certain...?!
You make a persuasive argument.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You make a persuasive argument.
And somehow that robot fellating him 24/7/365 just isn't ENOUGH.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
And somehow that robot fellating him 24/7/365 just isn't ENOUGH.
I feel like this is a trick.
A- what adhd enthusiast would have an ODD number of beverages?!
B- if I have eight open beverages, they're not going to be placed thoughtlessly all over the goddamn place, like, you have to have pairs per room, all drinks on the east side, etc etc etc.
RULES.
A- what adhd enthusiast would have an ODD number of beverages?!
B- if I have eight open beverages, they're not going to be placed thoughtlessly all over the goddamn place, like, you have to have pairs per room, all drinks on the east side, etc etc etc.
RULES.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I feel like this is a trick.
A- what adhd enthusiast would have an ODD number of beverages?!
B- if I have eight open beverages, they're not going to be placed thoughtlessly all over the goddamn place, like, you have to have pairs per room, all drinks on the east side, etc etc etc.
RULES.
A- what adhd enthusiast would have an ODD number of beverages?!
B- if I have eight open beverages, they're not going to be placed thoughtlessly all over the goddamn place, like, you have to have pairs per room, all drinks on the east side, etc etc etc.
RULES.